plastic hammers

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!...............................

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!................................

by anonymous August 5, 2004

Plastic Power

"Fake power" as in people who control others through the use of technology such as advertising, and propaganda. Usually politicians use this to control mainstream media to implement false/wrong ideas before they are elected into office. "Real power" does not exist as everyone in todays world does not care enough to give a damn.
First used in Goriilaz' "Rhinestone Eyes" music video

"Companies use plastic power to persuade you to buy their products by making a commercial and making you feel like you need their product"

by Poweroff February 12, 2022

Plastic chair

There are several different plastic chairs in the world however there is one specific chair belonging to a man named Vergil from legend. Should one sit upon the chair motivation shall course through their body and their portal opening days shall start with the blessed power of the Yamato

A dude: Eh I’ll go to the gym tomorrow

Plastic chair: Stares intimately

A dude : Fuck it ima sit

by anonymous February 29, 2024

Plastic Car

New cars like Bugattis, Lambos, and Ferraris that have no history and are only for rappers and rich white kids.

-"Did you see John's new lambo"
-"Yeah, i hate plastic cars. Classics are better"

by Camaro Cameron August 1, 2018

Substitute plastic

A synthetic synthetic so you're a substitute synthetic so if I call you substitute plastic that means you're less than fake that means you're a substitute fake product valueless always above your pay grade

Man these people are beyond counterfeit they are substitute plastic they are less than fake they are a synthetic synthetic valueless crazy

by Indigo 💙 Blues August 20, 2021

plasticated

n. a plastic object that is transparent yet hard.

Im going to slap you with my plasticated ruler.

by Freckle_Foo_Luvs_U October 20, 2006

Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.

Its a bitch that thinks shes so smart, and pulling one over on you, when in reality you can see right through her, totally fake, totally phony.

Girl all smiley and obviously being a kiss ass: Oh hi, is that a new haircut?

The girl with the new hair style: Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.

by 69hysteria October 12, 2020