Phantom Shit

When you feel like you need to take a shit, but instead you just fart

Person 1: Yo, I thought I needed to shit, but instead I had a massive was fart

Person 2: That's a phantom shit

by Dyster June 15, 2018

Phanted

When the foreskin is so prominent it makes his slong look like an elephant trunk

So today at the park this homeless guy whipped out his wiener and it was so phanted I almost puked

by Sharky3 April 20, 2020

phant0mx

Phant0mx is a African American teen who loves gaming! Phant0mx is is also a new ongoing celebrity who is mostly known on the famous app tiktok!

Phant0mx is of course a nickname as his real name is Arlin Woodard!

I love watching phant0mx! I've been subbed to him for almost a year.

by XPhant0mx November 29, 2020

cameraman pact

when you and a buddy agree that should one of you wanna make a sex tape, the other videotapes it

the sullivan-genitals coonnection made a cameraman pact last week

by captain a-rab January 4, 2009

F4 Phantom

F4 Phantom is a cold war era fighter bomber jet. During the vietnam war, F4s are used extensively in Vietnam. Its main enemy is the MiG-21. The jet, with afterburner on, can exceed mach 2 and it can carry 4 AIM-7 Sparrow air to air missile or the more advanced AIM-9 sidewinders, more than 8000kg of bombs, external fuel tanks, guided bombs and air to ground missiles for ground attack missions. The earlier models didn't include any cannon, just air to air missiles, however the later models did include a 20mm M61 Vulcan rotary cannon. There are 2 crews consisting of the pilor and a weapon system officer. The jet, with its heavy airframe, can reach mach 2.2 with its afterburning General Electric J79 engine. The Phantoms have a advanced radar system which can alert the crews of incoming threats even beyond visual range. The Phantoms also have a monitor for the pilot to see the radar pings, which was a very advanced technology back in the 60s. Around 5200 of these fighter jets were produced in the span of over 20 years.

MiG pilot: Shit F4 Phantoms spotted!
Ejects

by bored hong kong student March 31, 2022

Phacking

A euphemism for experiencing sexual contact with the philly Fanatic.

First used By John Oliver on last week tonight exactly three minutes and 20 seconds into his Scientific Studies episode.

Bil was Phacking again at the ball game last week.

by Phantom Tollbooth January 3, 2018

PHANTOM

This is better (and funnier) alternative to the ooo so classic "Beep and Wave."

To execute a Phantom driver must slow down (20mph is good enough) once pedesdrians are seen on the left hand side of the road or bustoppers. Once seen the passenger must wind down their window completely, then get the top half of their body out of the car so their hips are resting on the top of the CLOSED door. When parralel to the pedestrians the passenger must raise arms up full into the air and shout PHANTOM in their ear.

It works best is the pedestrians are walking in the same direction in the car, as they can be caught off gaurd.

This is an extremly funny and satafying move for both the Phantomer and the driver and other passangers.

Possible Hazards:

Falling out the window
Catching stomach on door locking pin (mine is snapped off because of this)
High speed Phamtoming is not advised.
Getting stoppped by the Feds hah

Happy Phamtoming!!

"That phantom scared the shit out of those people!!" (usually followed by lots of laughing!!)

by Marconious August 16, 2006