“I got a new dog, what should i name it??”
“It’s may 24, name it mina”
“why?”
“It’s name your pet mina day”
“It’s may 24, name it mina”
“why?”
“It’s name your pet mina day”
by MINA>>YOU May 8, 2022
Get the Name Your Pet Mina Daymug. A fictional man who you consider your bitch. You may feel attraction to this man, but that is irrelevant because if he were real you would not have feelings for him. It is common for liking the pet man to be a personality trait.
Samantha won’t stop talking about her pet man, Diluc from Genshin Impact. She’s retweeted 15 shirtless pics of him in the past hour.
by Dimitrimajima March 29, 2022
Get the Pet Manmug. by Doc0413 October 13, 2025
Get the Petting a road dogmug. by Watupwow September 10, 2017
Get the toekan petmug. A demon who kisses up to the teacher and does a bunch of favors for said teacher in hopes of getting a good grade. The kind of student who raises his hand for every single fucking question and buys expensive gifts for their teacher (massive debt.) This demon thinks they are superior to their peers (based people + sigma) because they are the teacher's favorite and therefore they bosses everyone around like this stupid little child demon is the teacher. They will also tattle on their peers for insignificant rules they might break. Like wtf bro.
*Normal student eating an apple, not causing harm to anybody*
Teacher's Pet: "Teacher! Oh teacher! There's someone eating an apple in the classroom! That's against the rules!"
Teacher: "Thank you for telling me." *scolds Normal Student*
Normal Student: "Wow, thanks a lot man. What the hell did I ever do to you?"
Another Normal Student: "Yeah. Like what did we do to you?"
Teacher's Pet: "Teacher! Oh teacher! There's someone eating an apple in the classroom! That's against the rules!"
Teacher: "Thank you for telling me." *scolds Normal Student*
Normal Student: "Wow, thanks a lot man. What the hell did I ever do to you?"
Another Normal Student: "Yeah. Like what did we do to you?"
by PersonDude23 February 10, 2023
Get the Teacher's petmug. A rebraning of "Autism Association"
by Ipadkid.com February 9, 2023
Get the Pet Simulatormug. A pocket pet is a sex slave that you shrink and put in your pocket to take out when needed, they provide knowledge and pleasure
I need help on this test, let me ask my pocket pet.
I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.
I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.
by Uno_Bruno August 19, 2024
Get the Pocket petmug.