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in the context of humans, a bar pet could refer to a regular patron or someone who is always at the bar, often known to the staff and other customers. They might be endearing, eccentric, or just always present, earning them a playful, affectionate label like a "bar pet."
Jadyn is such a bar pet, she's always hanging out with the staff.
Bar Pet by JakeR22 January 8, 2025
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Chia Pet 

A symbol used by people into coprophilia/scatophilia similar to the way pineapples are a way to signal that one is into swinging. The organic substance used to grow the chia seeds resembles fecal matter smeared on bodies.
I thought Jim was pretty vanilla, then I saw the Chia Pet in his FetLife profile and was shocked!
Chia Pet by Kwabs4Real January 13, 2025
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chia pet pussy 

Something you have never had
YOU AINT NEVER HAD KNOW CHIA PET PUSSY WHAY THE HELL YOU JUST MAKING A MESS!!
chia pet pussy by skibidididdy445 January 16, 2025

Autistic pet human

Typically a special needs person that looks adorable with the innocent eyes of a reptile or household pet. This is slang used by younger teens, and is considered offensive most often.
"Dude dylan is an autistic pet human."
Autistic pet human by Superslicer January 29, 2026
Terry sat in the pub, thoughtfully stroking his wispy face pet.
Face Pet by dewexdewex February 21, 2026

Schrödingers pet play

a person who says they're into pet play and decides wether they're joking or not base upon who said person is around
this person is doing Schrödingers pet play

She's probably pet a few cats in her day 

A woman who's been with other women.
Me: "Dude, check her out, she's probably pet a few cats in her day..."

My dude: "Oooh, me-yow... Definitely."