Pessi

A name pathetic CR7 fanboys call Lionel Messi, the greatest footballer of all time, because they think he scores too many penalties. (Even though Messi took three less years and hundreds less games to beat Ronaldo’s non-penalty goal count, and is the all time scorer in the history of the sport without pens.)

Deluded 12 year old: Pessi is so shit, he ghosts in big games

Literally anyone intelligent: Messi has a better goal per game average, 4 ucls, 1 World Cup, more league titles, most successful dribbles, most non penalty goals, most MOTMs, most ballon d’ors, most golden shoes, most assists, and basically more of everything it’s good to have more of, in two years less than Penaldo. Penaldo only has more goals because he has been playing for longer, and despite beginning his career further into the midfield, he has still spent more time as a forward than Messi. Lionel Andres Messi is the greatest footballer OAT, he has completed the sport, and it’s very disrespectful to call him Pessi when statistically he doesn’t need penalties to be the GOAT. 🐐🇦🇷

by cj🇲🇽 June 19, 2023

pull a pessoa

means to overreact about something you normally wouldnt react about.

to pull a pessoa - Like if your girlfriends mom comes to the movies with her so you dump her (just pulled a pessoa)

by ivan :] June 4, 2008

peskitarian

A person who tries to wear a "I'm saving the animals" badge, with going to little to no effort, by eating fish instead of our 4-legged friends (GM Chicken).

They are considered annoying, as they have no moral grounding, hence the play with words, "Pesky"+"tarian".

'Yeah I don't like to eat animals, only fish as they have no feelings and have short memories'

'Oh I c, ur a Peskitarian...'

by Joshua Langley May 16, 2007

Pessi

Overrated Penalty Merchant from Argentina overhyped my stans, goes missing in big games like Madrid and doesn't know what to do if there is no penalty in the game

'wow dad who is that' son that is Pessi ' why is he just stood in the penalty box' because he is waiting to get the ball and dive to get a pen

by Savedbythehighest June 2, 2021

pesterfuck

(v.) complain or point out the obvious with the intent to annoy others in the process.

(n.) A pesterfuck; one who pesterfucks.

(adj.) Pesterfucking; As in: you pesterfucking asshole.

(adv.) Pesterfuckingly; As in: My familyesterfuckingly opens presents.

You pesterfuck all damn day long...you pesterfucking asshole.

by hannah and ryan December 26, 2005

Peskatarian

A person who practices a partial vegetarian diet; eating only chicken and fish inc. other seafoods. Can be used as a gateway to vegetarianism.

"I'm peskatarian"

by GypsyMilly September 23, 2016

pessalistic

Making mad hott romance and leaving pink rose petals on the ground while eating any form of cheesy food and being horny.It can also mean killing the spawn of Bill Cosby or seamonkeys.

I cannot believe how he was so pessalistic he was towards those 50 cent lovers.

My boyfriend was so frickin pessalistic last night that i just had to bang him in the bedroom.

by alicia and paula June 12, 2005