pervaphobia

when you have a fear of being around perverts

Guy#1: hey wanna go to rickys party

Guy#2: no that dude gives me pervaphobia

by nollysk8 February 4, 2010

Perverdict

A horny premonition or perverted prediction.

If you want to have a baby before those two, you need to be pregnant now...That's my perverdict!

by WallAssClan July 24, 2010

Pervaphile

Someone who is a perve but NOT a paedophile. Or both.

Did you see that guy devil finger that girl? He is such a pervaphile.

by LextacyJIZZ October 24, 2010

perventage

the percentage of the omegle population that will expose their genitals on webcam

OMG! There was a large perventage of perverts on that website! They all wanted to take their pants off!

by anc17 February 19, 2011

Pervtitude

The amplitude of a persons perversion or pervertedness.

Jane: The first thing my anatomy professor did was put up a picture of tits on the screen and then showed us a science of sex movie.

Dick: Yeah I heard he has a Asian fetish too, some asian girl cheated on his test and he let it be.

Jane: Whatever. Now he's making us take pictures so he can "recognize us better"

Dick: Man that guy has some pervtitude

That show Furi Kuri (Fooly Cooly) has some mad pervtitude.

by durkopernicus March 12, 2011

Pervschwerv

When one, who generally does not consider one's self to be creepy or pervy, knowingly, and willfully adopts a much pervier persona for an unspecified amount of time. Most often this is done as a last ditch effort in order to acquire a mate for the evening.

Bro, I was at the club last night, was basically striking out with all the hotties in there.

Oh shit man, well what happened, I thought Rafi told me he saw you leave with a solid 7?

My friend, it was just a simple matter of Pervschwerv engage, and the rest, as they say, is history.

by sanfred November 1, 2011

pervspective

A portmanteau that represents the male point of view some, most, or all of the time. The percentages can always be debated, but yes, there are many men that think this way often. Of course, this pervspective is shared between men and women both, but possibly expressed less often by females, or less frequently in mixed company.

Anytime someone expressly or impliedly infers a dirty pun where it wasn't intended, the comment comes from that person's pervspective.

Person A:
"Those were some of the sloppiest tacos and best tacos I have ever made. Nailed it."

Person B:
"Haha, nailing sloppy tacos, good one!"

by Jed Wards December 8, 2012