Poof baby

A baby that goes into a mother’s womb without having to do the Hankey Pankey

The Angel said to marry, ”Marry you are having a poof baby”

by Michaelsoft Binbows December 9, 2018

Poof

A crazy fish that either disappears or blows up

This girl likes to poof in the middle of conversations

by Just_An_Apple August 11, 2019

paroof

To paroof means to have a person fully clothed and drenched under a shower and then made to roll in mud. This is a military term used at military academies around the world. You have a cadet dressed up FSMO (Full Service Marching Order), soaked in shower and made to forward roll in a mud. After rolling in mud and charging through tunnels, they are then made to sit in the sun.

Officer Cadet Andy Black really paroofed that guy yesterday.

by Oluolu December 26, 2019

Poofgone

When something randomly disappears or is removed from the general vicinity or line of sight.

I saw a cat running at me and now it's poofgone.

by high_strung February 4, 2020

Poofgone

When something disappears or is removed from the general vicinity or line of sight.

I saw a cat run towards me and now it's Poofgone.

by high_strung February 4, 2020

Poof Monger

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and bites at the bubbles

Brandon J is a Poof Monger.

by Bossman241524 March 12, 2020

plooft

Plooft defenifion is: a person is stupid

Person 1: hey person 2!
Person 2:?
Person 1: your a total plooft

by Moan lord 89 March 26, 2020