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Playing Pokemon 

1."Playing Pokemon" is a cover up, and or the act of smoking marijuana.
2. A video game, a card game, and also a tv show.
(I don't know how one would play with a tv. Other then throwing a wii remote threw it.)

Play Pokemon, playing Pokemon, and played Pokemon is all the same.
Playing Pokemon examples.

Example 1:
Hey Chong want to go play Pokemon?
When I really mean:
Hey Chong lets go smoke some dank herb, and hope we forget how to get back home.

Example 2:
I use to own an original Charizard Pokemon card when I was a kid...
However I played Pokemon with it and never kept it in good condition...

I could have sold that card and gotten a nice bong or atleast an ounce of weed with it. True Story
Playing Pokemon by wargex March 27, 2011
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trade pokemon 

To exachange nudes with someone
Him: hey do you want to trade pokemon
Her: no I don’t like to exachange nudeso
trade pokemon by Tradepokemon January 16, 2018

591st Pokemon 

A very sussy Pokemon called "Amoonguss"
I catched an Amoonguss, the 591st Pokemon!
591st Pokemon by konnich May 13, 2021

Giacomo Pokemon 

a character from pokemon scarlet and violet that is just better than all characters existing including ur fav

hes the best and absolutely amazing

yes this is segin typing this
Giacomo Pokemon by neoongi June 11, 2023

become a pokemon 

To be on acid and tripping.

Usually, to be tripping balls, having an intense trip, reaching the peak of your acid trip.
Acid will make you become a pokemon = acid will make u trip balls
2 hours after I dropped some, i was already a pokemon = 2 hours after i dropped some i was already tripping balls
Those two girls are pokemon af = Those two girls are tripping af
become a pokemon by azn kidd June 21, 2017

1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions 

This is the oldest unsolved question of mankind, many claimed to know the answer to this question but failed, great minds like Albert Einstein had problems solving this question.
Guy1: who would win? 1 of each pokemon or a billion lions.

Guy:2 the lions would win obviously

Guy3: nah the pokemon would claim victory.

Guy2 and guy3: *proceeds to argue like idiots*

Guy4: 1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions is the stupidest question ever. How do people even argue about this?

Playing Pokemon 

Masturbating and watching online porn.
See porn addict , liar , loser
"I can't talk now I'm training my pikachu to bone that charzard, shit I mean beat that charzard."

Guy:Babe, I don't watch online porn just like I promised.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Playing Pokemon, boy look at those Arboks