Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.
As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.
by Maggie T May 7, 2025
Get the Plastic Boyfriend mug.A person with an unhealthy level of celebration and deference to the Uniformed services until a member of the Service contradicts any element of their previously held world view. Then the Service member is viewed as uncommitted, un-American, and not a “real” serviceman because real servicemen and women adhere to a strict world view presented to the Plastic Patriot by draft dodging actors and opportunistic politicians.
I told my uncle that the Senator talking on Fox News about going to war with China is missing a lot of non-military solutions and that plastic patriot told me I was being a snow flake that’s making the army he never served in weak and all real soldiers want to fight the Chinese
by The duder dude February 10, 2024
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Get the plastic fan mug.She's feeling herself and think she's perfect like a barbie doll. Barbie doll packaging is usually all plastic. Shoutout to all the barbies shaking a$$!
by WhiteyBigE November 24, 2024
Get the rip me out the plastic mug.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
smaller cap = less plastic
i am a banana
yeah aaaaaaaaahhhhh
warning a cap is a small part that poses a choking hazard particularly for children
yeah never say never
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah
smaller cap = less plastic
i am a banana
yeah aaaaaaaaahhhhh
warning a cap is a small part that poses a choking hazard particularly for children
yeah never say never
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah
by lucidwhuutt0_0 (#1 PURPLE FAN) August 25, 2025
Get the Smaller Cap = Less Plastic mug.Supporter of a football club made successful by crude wealth, ie, by sheiks or oligarchs, unfairly blowing competition out of the water, eg , a Man City or Chelsea fan
Man City fan: we're the best team in the world
Liverpool fan: fuck off you stupid manc cunt, you're just a fucking plastic
Liverpool fan: fuck off you stupid manc cunt, you're just a fucking plastic
by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019
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