1st period

The worst part of the day that just gets you prepared for 4 more days of the week filled with pain and tourture.
In 1st period i was sad knowing ill have to do this 5 morw times 4 days, of every week
by Bapy boomer December 28, 2019
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turbo period

Turbo Period (n.) An extraordinarily vagina phenomenon in which your uterus sheds abnormal amounts of blood and makes you want to die. Symptoms include cramps that make you feel like your uterus is trying to squeeze itself out of your vagina, reddish almost black blood with clumps of uterus lining, and extreme mood swings.
Mia: yo lily I'm my period is killing me
Lily: Well at least it's not a turbo period

Mia: lol yeah that shits the worst
by ucancallmevanillathunder January 09, 2017
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dad period

When your dad's being weird awkward and needs something to blame his mood on
Sorry dude I can't hang out today, my dad's on his dad period
by Pratt dad March 27, 2017
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period 3

Joe: what class is next?

Joseph: Period 3
Joe: oh yeah, damn this is going to suck
by I read dictionaries January 21, 2022
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man period

The time during the man's bi-annual hormonal cycle when his levels of testosterone become extremely elevated. Symptoms include:
--Extreme rationality
--Enhanced awesomeness
--Supreme driving ability
--Math and Science skills
--Up to 5x normal size of ejaculate
--Crushing at sports (particularly broomball)
Sorry I fixed your car while I was making all the money and explaining the stock market to your parents, I'm on my man period.
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Period Pooh

It’s the poop you get when you are on your period
Friend: “omg, I had my first period Pooh this morning.”
by Plantsaregreat November 20, 2019
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5th Period

The legendary computer animation class taught by Mr. E at Villa Park High School. Where no subject is taught per se, but much learining occurs. The tales are endless and could not be told in a lifetime.
The day was going bad but then I relaized 5th period was coming up.
by Matt February 26, 2004
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