The most delicious and scrumptiousbreakfast for someone who is constantly pwned (sometimes in a hilarious way). This dish is mostly eatten by scrubs, noobs, and failures.
gamer 1:wow you suck how do you like your roflberry pwncakes with rapel syrup? i bet it scrumptious!
gamer 2: om nom nom nom so good but i am a failure :'(
1: A way to get somebody your annoyed at to stop talking.
2: A way to let somebody know that they ain't got no pancake mix left, and should probably go to the store.
Protester: Abortion is muder!
You: You ain'tgot no pancake mix!
Protester: .....?
A weird day of sorts: A day where a town of 7,000 gathers in their town square and feasts on free pancakes, watches crappy entertainment/a parade, and, to continue the cliché small-town festival-ness, cheers on the lovely lady contestants vying for the chance to be called "Miss Pancake Day".
-This festival is hosted yearly in Centerville, Iowa
-This ingenious get-together started in 1949; Aunt Jemima would be proud.
Bo Dean: "Martha Sue! Round up the young'ns!! It's PancakeDay!"