Ordman

To bail on one's friends because your girlfriend made plans after you did, and you are somehow obligated to partake in said plans instead of your own. Much like Louie Anderson ordman's reality.

Joe totally pulled an ordman because Jane made plans after he did, what a Louie Anderson thing to do.

by Slaphats April 17, 2010

Ordasm

As I could pay him in cash or....

Receiving an orgasm from the "or".

Last night I chose to get an ordasm instead of paying him back for dinner.

by KiilgoreTrout May 24, 2011

ordergasm

When a rush of orders comes in after a period of dead calm.

Dude, get the fuck up here and help. We just had a major ordergasm.

by deadbabyguacamole November 15, 2011

ordercane

When food orders keep coming in and keep coming in.

Oh sweet Jesus! I can't believe we made it through that rush!
No, my friend, we are only in the eye of the ordercane.

by deadbabyguacamole November 20, 2011

Ordering Take Out

Requesting someone over to your place for a sexual encounter using an ad placed on a personals website's No Strings Attached section.

Example 1:
Looks like I am Ordering Take Out tonight.

Example 2:
I Ordered Take Out last night and she was fabulous.

by TheAllyKat December 31, 2011

ordering off the menu

While in a relationship you have sexual encounters with another person that is not your significant other.

You can look at the menu; You cant talk about the menu; but you dont order off the menu.

Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.

by jimbrand beer January 9, 2012

order stalking

v. constantly checking on an order at a fast food restaurant, more specifically at one where the kitchen is easily visible

John annoys the workers at In-N-Out because he is always order stalking on every visit.

by the man who wears things July 12, 2012