paving roads

when hash oil is smeared on a paper and rolled with either tobacco or bud. It simulates asphault being paved on a road when the oil is smeared on a paper.

darren had a half vile of oil so we were paving roads all night.

steve was paving roads all night.

want to hit up my bong?
nah, im game for paving roads though.

by fairf February 3, 2008

road spam

Those roadside plastic signs advertising dating sites, furniture sales, diets, and work-at-home scams.

They are the guerrilla marketing equivalent of e-mail spam.

From the vast amount of oil-based plastic used to make them, it is clear that the energy crisis is a scam.

Mutt: Check this out, ima be rich an' skinny in 30 days !

Jeff: Yeah yeah. I saw that road spam sign too:

EARN 6 FIGURES
LOSE WEIGHT
GET GIRLS
CALL 1-555-4LOSERS

by TekRant June 17, 2010

Gravel Road

When the dirt road turns rocky with dingleberries and willnots.

I went down on that bitch, and drove her gravel road.

by Kimble Mooney March 2, 2008

Road King

Road King: (Noun) - A individual who is so large, that when they pass you in a tight space, you must let them by first, because they are the king of the road by default.

Bill, the Road King, was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

by roadrebelblackstar January 3, 2011

Road rub

Girl getting her vagina rubbed while she's driving by the person in the passenger seat.

Hey babe, this is a long drive would you like some road rub?

by Caliscouser August 23, 2016

road kibble

Junk food eaten while travelling, esp. in a car.

Did you get the the road kibble I asked for? I really wanted Doritos and Mountain Dew.

by brian June 29, 2004

road rules

some MTV show. Also see gay

if i have to see another episode of road rules, i will tear your spinal cord out of your back and strangle you with it.

by Lando July 12, 2003