batshit crazy

Sarah Palin!

Sarah Palin, just delivered a speech supporting Donald Trump that made absolutely no sense, that bitch is batshit crazy!

by Redbitchbetty May 2, 2016

crazy-poo

Any sort of defecation which causes pain or is abnormal.

Oh my jesus, after eating that chicken tikka masala, I had the most horrible crazy-poo you could ever imagine.

by Melina Poo May 2, 2006

crazy wank

a crazy wank is wen u run around ur room masturbatin, kinda like a circuit and the aim is to get to the final destination (toilet) before jizzin for example gettin to the toilet instead of jizzin on ur carpet. you cannot miss out a part of the circuit otherwise it is cheatin

I'm very sure no amount of text will do this justice.
Just try the crazy wank.

by man.dovvn June 17, 2008

Crazy Spiderman

To 69 a woman in the elevator in the Empire State Building, going all the way to the top. While still 69'ing her, carry her to the edge of the roof and jump off. Proceed to perform anal sex, just before you reach the half way point you remove your penis and shoot your web like cum at a pole; saving you and her. Gently drop her on the ground and spin around the pole to ram her for the final time.

"I totally did the Crazy Spiderman on that bitch..."
"How are you alive..?"

by Green_Kentucky November 11, 2011

Crazy Thursday

Thursday, the day that I go crazy

Caz - I need help with something, Do you know where Janio is?
Cath - Umm yeh i think she is.. Oh wait! It's Crazy Thursday!
Caz - What??
Cath - Don't try and talk to her on a Thursday, that is her crazy day.
Caz - I see... *flee*

by JimJam-Bonks November 9, 2007

Crazy Fingers

Refering to a teenager who likes to finger her self

kid 1- Hey man i saw jessica yesterday
kid 2- Oh yeah
Kid 1- Yeah i walked into her house and she was siting there drilling herself
kid 2- Wow no way
kid 1- She deifintly crazy fingers

by Jaylen95 August 12, 2009

crazy castro

1.A 50/50 rum and coke, with coconut rum and lime juice. Said to have been invented by a guy named Dave from Canada.

2.When someone's drunk and power trippin'

1.Damn I got fucked off crazy castro's last night

2.That bitch got all crazy castro last night. Told her not to have that 7th caesar and she bitch slapped me!

by asmallshrew September 28, 2006