OMFG NOOB!

When a noob repeatedly uses a cheap tactic, or keeps doing something stupid over and over after being told to stop a million times, you say OMFG NOOB!

-Example 1-

Noob: "l4wlz 1 g0t h34d$h0t!!!~~~ 1m 1337!!!!!!!~~~~~

Guy: "Shut up noob."

Noob: "1 c4n t0k 1f 1 w4nt 2!~~~ lololololololololololololol

Guy: "Dude would you please shut the hell up?"

Noob: "~~lololololololololol~~~ rotfl ~lol!!!!!!!!!! 1337~~~"

Noob: "suiehgo9yew54ighskjhe; gaie4ytivhgpuhgp947g"

Noob: "lololololol lvsdo9ty3wo97yt873y7thg b8tgb!!!~"

Guy: OMFG NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Example 2-

*Noob uses a cheap tactic*

Guy: "Please dont do that."

Noob: "$tfu n008 1 k1(k ur @$$ m0th3r fuck3r!!!~~~"
*Noob does it again*

Guy: "Dude just stop!"

*Noob does it again*

Guy: "STOP!"

Noob: "fu(k u! u ju$ je410u$ cus 1m 1337!!~~~~
*Noob does it again*

Multiple people: "OMFG NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by DUH_ June 30, 2009

Noob Tuber

A really annoying person that keeps killing u with a grenade launcher in Call of Duty

That noob tuber is making me want to throw my controller through my tv

by Dr.Crunch December 11, 2009

christmas noob

A player who just got a certain game for Christmas. Mostly little kids who don't have enough money to buy it themselves or husbands being bought it by their wives. Christmas Noobs are easy prey for players who have owned it for a while and are a great way ahead of them and raise good players kill death ratio significantly.

i fucking love playing COD on Christmas, so many christmas noobs to raise your k/d.

by TheAlmightySpecter December 25, 2010

Noob Cannon

term used in first person shooters to describe a gun that is considered too easy to use and is used by noobs. most commonly used in counterstrike to describe the AWP/AWM(a powerful sniper rifle that kills with 1 shot). also used to describe the autosnipers and auto-shotgun, as well as guns in other games.

omfg u pussy!!!!!111!!1! put down the noob cannon¬!!¬!!!"! use a real gun u loser!

by meheheheh September 28, 2005

noob stick

A noob stick a PC players way to refer to a joystick or joypad used for gaming consoles.

GamingConsolePlayer: How about a game of Halo?
PCPlayer: Playing with a noob stick? Why don't you come play a real game on a real computer?

by Bjerge May 19, 2006

noob zombies

Noob zombies is a word used by most forums and games to describe a infection of noobs.
They commonly troll forums posting stupid answers to every stupid thread there is which in return causes more stupidity with the once intelligent forum users.

The infection and uprising of noobs can be caused by one noob. or simply a newbie who is new and thinks he is better than those who have played years whitlist the user having a playtime of only playing 5 minutes..

Many users fear the "noob zombies" because it can start wiki drama and violence.

The symptoms of this Disease are the following.

1.stuttered speech (such as using ones or zeros in sentances or severe misspells)

2. Drama (noob zombies have been known to output a severe amount of drama.

3.Violence (noobs have been known to make personnel threats to people when in reality he would punk out)

Hank: been to runescape.com lately?

Suffery: hell no..theres so many noob zombies there

Hank: ok how about yahoo answers?

Suffery: ok ill take a look

Hank:Great!

Suffery: 0mg i f331 funn3

Hank: oh god no! suffery!!!?!?!!?

Suffery: 1t hu4ts

Hank: ill find a cure!

by Suffery July 7, 2009

shee noob

A newbie in halo or halo 2 that uses the Banshee covanent vehicle to great extend. Describes noobish behavior

Man that guys a shee noob.
He can't get any kills without it.

by johant231 May 18, 2006