friends with needs

Somebody who has sexual tension and chooses to take it out on a friend (as long as they're okay with it). No intimacy intimacy involved; just cuddles and kisses.

Almost like fuck buddies without the fucking.

"Whoa, dude, are Sarah and Kyle a thing?"
"Nah , bro. They're just friends with needs."

by scrotesmegotesbru August 23, 2016

Weedle a Needle

A reference to sexual intercourse,

Person 1: Hey, do you have any plans for tonight.
Person 2: yeah, I'm going to weedle a needle.

by Ihatethis2 July 20, 2016

Do we need to have a word

What Daniel Howell says to Phil Lester when he says something inappropriate in a gaming video

“Phil, do we need to have a word?”

by LePhannie May 10, 2018

i might need security

A song by Chance the Rapper that goes hard and samples a Jamie Foxx bit.

bro did you hear I Might Need Security?
yeah chance went off that shit was fire

by eeee2324 May 22, 2019

Hay in the needle stack

An activity done by sandy and spongebob in the season 2 episode “pre hibernation week”

Sandy:it’s time for a down home favorite. Find the Hay in the needle stack

Sponegbob (bites hands)

by Cartoonlover69 August 7, 2019

we don't need the whistling james

Something you say to James when he starts whistling randomly because it hurts your undiagnosed tinnitus.

Paul: {to someone else} "Look at that weather, it's Jesus wet!"

James: {starts whistling Robin Hood}

Paul: "We don't need the whistling James, you cosmic cunt!"

by continual-insanity October 15, 2019

Why we don’t need school

Spanish: Dora
English: we speak it
Math: calculator
Science: we have NASA
Music: Spotify
Drama: TikTok

P.E.: walking back-and-forth to the kitchen
Writing: just text
Reading: if you are reading this you obviously know how to read

And this is why we don’t need school

by diddly_dum_dum November 14, 2020