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National Rondling Day

Traditionally held on the first Monday of the year, participants gather all across the country and get savagely rondled. Get involved!!
National Rondling Day: RONNNDDDLLLEEE!!!!!
by Rondler McSpinkster January 2, 2011
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National Hangover Day

The day after all the New Year's parties and celebrations. People are usual too hungover to begin turning around there lives like they promised themselves just a couple of days ago.
Mark: Jake wake up! You have rent due, and your gym membership starts today!

Jake: ugh, but its national hangover day.. *vomits*

Mark: Goddamn it Jake.
by sladyconesmom December 31, 2014
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national woman day

on national woman day, he gave her flowers
by bby2376 October 11, 2016
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National snowmobile day

January 15 th is National snowmobile day eh! So holder to the bar and let her rip!
John- Hey man, did you know it’s national snowmobile day?

Luke- oh fuck yeah bud! Let’s down a brewsky and go out for a rip!
by johnnnnny boiiii November 28, 2018
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national crocs day

when you wear your crocs on may 17 to represent stupidity and memes
cant wait to wear my crocs on national crocs day
by thatswhatsgood October 10, 2018
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National Nancy Day

Falls on February 5. This holiday was established in 1996 after Nancy was born. Honors everyone named Nancy. It is a day to get lit and give presents.
National Nancy Day is going to be lit!
by nationalholidays January 28, 2019
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National fuckboy day

National fuckboy day is on the 21st of September and is widely spread by the legendary men who pull bitches
how Do you get so many women ?
I was born on the 21st of September national fuckboy day
by Women’s rights June 8, 2018
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