National Milf day

May 8th is national MILF day so if you have a hot mom do some community service and post her

Did you post your mom yet? Today’s national milf day

by BlackWomanLover May 08, 2022

National Pistachio Day

National Pistachio Day is today! Celebrate National Pistachio Day on February 26th every year!

National Pistachio Day is a day to celebrate Pistachios! National Pistachio Day is on February 26th every year! If you don't like Pistachios then this national holiday isn't for you. Have fun celebrating National Pistachio Day everyone!

by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023

National Penis day

A day where only the longest penis men get celebrated with hand-jobs. Very special and very good

Hey, what are you gonna do with ur girl on “National Penis day

by user194828 February 10, 2020

National Crackhead Day

This day, October 26, is a day to support all your crackhead friends and shower them with gag gifts. Join in on their crackhead energy. Most people born on this day are considered crackhead.

Olivia : It's National Crackhead Day
Maddie : It's your time to shine
Olivia : Let's be crackheads together

by Crackh34d October 27, 2019

National Takara Day

The National Takara Day is a celebration of the popular outfit Takara from the hit game Fortnite and it happens every year on May 31st.

"happy National Takara Day!" "Wow, I can't believe that today is National Takara Day!"

by datturky July 10, 2022

National Derek Day

the day when derek appeared and pooped on my butt

National derek day is today xoxo babe!

by SlimeyCreative October 11, 2021

National Whalecum Day

It's the day that Gurkan Senpapi is 3 years older than Julia Mommy.

"Happy national whalecum day, Gurkan Senpapi"
"Happy national whalecum day, Julia Mommy"

by Gurkan Senpapi October 01, 2021