The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.
So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.
by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019
by pepe's little itsy bitsy peepe March 22, 2017
There are full of cars- traffic jam.
"It's such a hell gate! What the heck!"
by Dabman40 December 20, 2018
by walkA1 May 02, 2022
🎶Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate,
Burn a goblin, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate,
Tieflimg baddy wants to smash, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate,
Chicks with dicks, Worms in brains, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate🎶
Burn a goblin, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate,
Tieflimg baddy wants to smash, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate,
Chicks with dicks, Worms in brains, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate🎶
Hym "BALDUR'S GATE 3! You have to buy it! It's fantastic! AND... You'll see the parallels. Between this and that (I mean). Or maybe it's just me... But YES! We'll do a campaign! I was just thinking about making a new character! I wanted to do a transgender Human Selûne War Cleric so I could see what kind of special dialogue you get with Shadowheart. YEEEEEEES BALDUR'S GAAAAAAAAATE!"
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
by Father_damian December 19, 2023
by Father_damian December 19, 2023