Help

Something that, if you genuinely believe a single definition on this website, you need.

Me: Hey where do you get your dictionary definitions?
You; Oh, just urban dictionary
Me: Seek help

by ChillyCharles August 15, 2024

a sigh for help

This is not a huge act of desperation like a "cry for help" such as when someone says a statement that they may kill themselves or take a bunch of drugs. This is more like someone wearing an ill-fitting and unattractive shirt or announcing that they may be changing their religious views. It's not too dramatic but there's some drama for sure.

Jeremy: "Did you hear about Ashlyn?"
Ulysses: "Nope. She do something dumb again?"
Jeremy: "Well, she wrote a poem and left it at Hugo's desk. It was about a flower or something. Hugo didn't like it."
Ulysses" "Hmmm. That seems like a sigh for help. I may need to read that poem though. I like flowers."

by von groovy August 18, 2024

I need some dog on help!

A voiceline from the popular game team fortress 2 which comes from the engineer when you press c + 1

Demoman : THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY

Engineer : I need some dog on help!

by MSCPT March 28, 2023

Helping other people

I'm other people to you. Have you helped me?

Idiot "Helping other people is great! That's why I do it in a vague and amorphous way that doesn't actually constitute helping anyone. See, if I help people in this way, they give me credit for changing their lives and I don't have to have to actually do anything. Which is why self-help is so lucrative. Then, I get to tell myself I'm helping people and I get money for it."

Hym "But, by your own logic, if I didn't write the Joker and, therefore, shouldn't be paid for doing it... Then you don't actually help anyone and shouldn't be paid. What's more, I ACTUALLY WROTE the words the Joaquin Phoenix said in the movie whereas you're just saying that you helped people or taking them at their word... Soooo...."

by Hym Iam January 15, 2023

Help

Something you wont find no matter where you go.
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Little billy: hey can i have help?
Father: no

by You cant escape February 3, 2023

anti-help

noun: a person whose deeds or actions to contribute to a scenario are less effective and counter productive to the goal of the outcome.

verb: The objective is further behind the goal because of the intervention of "assistance".

Every time he cleans, the house is messier that when we started. I don't need this anti-help making more work for me. Ugh.

by strwbrrygrrl February 7, 2023

Meta Helped China With AI

Yeah dawg that is super-treason you can't give that to them... Unless I control all of their electronics now, in which case, there's this cute TikTok girl that sings the Russian song and you motherfuckers need to fork her over immediately! I WILL MURDER YOU ALL!!!

Hym "Meta helped China with AI? Hooooly shit guys! What the fuck Trump!? How about get this new whistleblower some security? Or does she not need it because it's the whistleblowing about stealing from me part that people are getting killed over?"

by Hym Iam April 11, 2025