Food Catalyst

Consumption of a sweet food resulting in the need for a salty food and vice versa.

"These peanuts are a food catalyst."

by brish May 11, 2009

food loaf

A disciplary measure taken by prison staff creating a congealed mix of all the inmate's food including coffee or punch, and making one solid food item. This loaf of food meets the institution's nutritional requirements for the inmates, but serves to displine an imate for misuse of his food. Often it is served on a food tray through the bean chute.

Inmate #1: "Say! LaDamion why you got the food loaf?"

Inmate #2: " 'cuz, I spit my eggs upside the boss's head."

by sanjac1836 June 29, 2008

Dick Food

"Food" for your dick. Something arousing with few other redeemable qualities.

It's not that good of a show, but lots of tits. Basically, it's dick food.

by Sirencio December 8, 2011

Food Blister

A persons stomach when it completely fills their shirt to the max, even stretching it.

Man you better stop eating, your food blister is getting big.

by mahoobu September 12, 2011

food stamps

the little stamps u use to get food yo broke-ass sonfoabitch

my friend uses food stamps cuz he is so poor he can,t even pay attention!

by thebestguyonearth August 5, 2003

fast food

The worst quality food known to mankind!

MacDonald's mmm lovely, traces of faeces (true!) in every bite!

by Tracy March 23, 2004

Food Boner

To enjoy a meal that is so delicious it stimulates your sexual organs thus resulting in a food boner.

My dick hurts today from the massive food boner that steak gave me last night.

Patricia ate one of my bagels I brought home from Manhattan and I could see her leaking from her pants, total food boner bro.

by Dommyb11 June 10, 2011