non boyfriend boyfriend

a non boyfriend boyfriend, is a really close boy that you've been seeing for awhile and basically are dating, but don't have the relationship status

been seeing one guy for 6 months or more, go out, spend all free time together, hug, kiss, sleep together, just he isn't your 'boyfriend' so he's the non boyfriend boyfriend

by Robyn V. April 29, 2008

Non-Denominational Stereotype

These are the people who don't fit into any specific stereotype so, they act as themselves using different aspects from other stereotypes unintentionally. They're the people others find difficult to label because they don't fit in anywhere. These are people who don't worry about fitting into a stereotype because they are too busy having morals, standards, and caring about more important things. They are not outcasts either because they are not looked down upon.

Selina must be in the non-denominational stereotype, she is wearing converse and a polo at the same time.

It looks like her friend Jennifer is too seeing as she has a cheap cellphone, but also a scene hair cut.

by Jennifer Deane & Selina Chalk December 15, 2008

Non-Reciprocating Tool

a completely self-absorbed, unaware "friend" (READ: douche) that you do things for *all the time* that NEVER returns the favor, even in times of crisis, always making the excuse that they're working or busy or just *can't* for whatever reason--always an excuse--ANY time you ask them, no matter what; someone who never returns the many favors you've done for them.

"My Dad just died and I can't find sittage for the funeral tomorrow. Since I've watched your kids for free for the past two days, do you think you can sit mine for a few hours while I go to my Dad's memorial service?"

Non-Reciprocating Tool: "Tomorrow? Oh, no way. Sorry. Gotta work online and stuff. You know. Busy and all. Can't. Maybe next time."

by Holly M S July 21, 2010

non tea

Tea, which contains no actual tea! In fact, its just hot water and milk!

"My auntie drinks non tea!"
"WTF is that?!"
"It's like tea, but made without a tea bag!"

by tony's_faerie May 9, 2005

Toxic Non-Relationship

1. an association with one who engages in normal boyfriend-like behaviors at random and sporadic intervals; but without any regular consistency.

2. the condition or infection of a noxious chemical or other substance, causing lust, love, total confusion, and an increased proclivity towards drunk texting.

3. half-dating a guy you can’t get over because his erratic behavior makes you act like a total fucking lunatic.

4. dating mr. yuck.

I am going absolutely crazy trying to figure out what is going on in my Toxic Non-Relationship.

by Dating Mr. Yuck June 25, 2010

Non-Euclidean Vagina

A vagina so distorted from a good fucking that it no longer satisfies Euclid's parallel postulate, instead existing in more exotic geometric spaces, including but not limited to hyperbolic and Minkowskian geometries.

"Yeah bro, I wrecked that pussy so hard that for a given line L and a point A not on L, there was not exactly one line through A which did not intersect L."

"Nice dude, non-euclidean vaginas are clutch as hell."

by Erotic Cryptography October 18, 2011

non-human persons

Thomas I. White of the Oxford Centre for Animal Ethics and Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles :

"Like humans, dolphins appear to be self-conscious, unique individuals with distinctive personalities, memories and a sense of self, who are vulnerable to a wide range of physical and emotional pain and harm, and who have the power to reflect upon and choose their actions."

To truly be at the "top" of the animal kingdom; then surely it is incumbent upon us to recognize non-human persons.

by Guido1 February 24, 2010