Sleep lapnea is a sleep disorder characterized by pauses in breathing or instances of very low breathing during sleep while receiving a lap dance.
Steven passes out during a lap dance and the Roxy the stripper gives him a weird look.
His buddy Stuart chimes in, "It's all good...he's got the sleep lapnea"
His buddy Stuart chimes in, "It's all good...he's got the sleep lapnea"
by Bane78 May 30, 2013
Get the Sleep Lapneamug. The sleep that occurs after your alarm goes off. You must get out of bed for no more then 2 seconds and then return to your slumber knowing that you will be late for something.
This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.
This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.
your boss: where were you this morning tom?
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.
your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.
your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.
by MultiChampion March 17, 2010
Get the After Sleepmug. by Miss Deuces May 9, 2011
Get the sleep dentistrymug. by FortniteFreak126 March 5, 2018
Get the Sleep Juicemug. The act of affection shown between two connected souls in an attempt to make an ever lasting bond. This is a compassionate move which should not be taken lightly and involves the intimate closeness of the naked flesh.
The best way to describe this unique habit is probably as an "adult sleep over" with two or more body confident indivduals. The process involves naked incounters within the bedroom but with strictly no sexual activity and in the early hours of the morning. Talking, jokes, waking the other person up, singing, laughing and body exploration are all permitted aslong as the key rule of no sexual activity is adhered to.
The best way to describe this unique habit is probably as an "adult sleep over" with two or more body confident indivduals. The process involves naked incounters within the bedroom but with strictly no sexual activity and in the early hours of the morning. Talking, jokes, waking the other person up, singing, laughing and body exploration are all permitted aslong as the key rule of no sexual activity is adhered to.
"Can you take control? I've never experienced this before."
"He came over for more nakey sleeps last night, it never gets dull!"
"Theres so many possibilities for us in this activity."
Time: 12.56am - "I've been working all day on this essay I swear my work load is never ending, can I come over now to destress?"
"He came over for more nakey sleeps last night, it never gets dull!"
"Theres so many possibilities for us in this activity."
Time: 12.56am - "I've been working all day on this essay I swear my work load is never ending, can I come over now to destress?"
by NAKEYNOOO May 26, 2010
Get the Nakey Sleepsmug. when your bowel movement is so vigorous in your slumber that your body proceeds to dump your diharrea into your bed without you knowing.
by joeyback April 4, 2019
Get the sleep shartmug. A sleeping pill is Amitriptyline 50mg taken an hour before bed. It helps you sleep and you will even sleep in the middle of the next day for even more hours. It wears off around the third day. It's stronger than Melatonin and stronger and safer safer than Benadryl, Zzzquil, and Ambien. Only Melatonin is safer but Melatonin doesn't always work. The opposite of a sleeping pill would be a wakefulness pills like Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Flodafinil (Flmodafinil), Modafiendz (N-Methyl-Flodafinil, N-Methyl-Flmodafinil), N-Methyl-Modafinil, Blue N-Methyl-Modafinil, and Eugeroic king NZT.
I took 50mg of Amitriptyline and an hour later, I was asleep all night. The next day, I slept a few more hours. I was d fully alert the third day. Best sleep ever! Thanks sleeping pill!
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
Get the Sleeping pillmug.