nicole richie

author, socialite, rich kid. born nicole camilla escoveda, daughter of one of lionel richie's bandmate. she was raised from by lionel at the age of 3 and adopted he formally adopted her at the age of 9. Her godfather is Michael Jackson. She dropped out of the University of Arizona and was treated for drug addiction. She co-starred with Paris Hilton on The Simple Life, though they are no longer close. Her antics and wild partying had her appear as the funny, crude, chubby one. She had an incredibly shocking transformation, losing a great deal of weight, changing her hair, behavior, and dress. Many believe she suffers from an eating disorder or abuses drugs due to her skeletal figure, though her father attributes it to stress. She was formerly engaged to DJ AM. She is close friends with Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton.

Nicole Richie looks like she's lost even more weight.

Nicole Richie is thinspiration for many girls with anorexia.

I really love Nicole Richie's black dress at the award show.

by margaretsanger December 27, 2005

Nicole Kidman

Dull-as-dishwater Aussie actress with massively overrated looks, no emotional range, and a conspicuous lack of charisma. Despite these shortcomings and a string of abysmal films (see Bewitched, Moulin Rouge), the Australian public have long been infatuated with her.

Kidman's track record with regards to marriage is almost as appalling as her filmography. Seemingly incapable of learning from her Tom Cruise experience, she has hooked up with yet another closet homo in the form of ear-torturing country singer Keith Urban.

WELCOME TO PERFECT MATCH STARRING NICOLE KIDMAN!!

HOST: Nicole, you may now choose between:

Contestant A: A homosexual scientologist nutcase midget.
OR
Contestant B: An alcoholic homosexual country-western singing midget.

by triggaz April 14, 2008

nicole desmond

Nicole Desmond is pretty much the most awesome person in the world. She speaks the language of llamas and will be king of the world some day. Even though she is a girl.

Nicole Desmond is damn fine.

by ndndndndndndndndndndndndnd August 2, 2011

Nicole Slurpee

1 Part Cherry Slurpee
1 Part Orange Slurpee
1 Part Moutain Dew Slurpee
50 Parts Fucking Cherry Vodka

It is pure slurpee rape.
It rapes your mouth
It rapes your senses

It leads you to rape monkeys

Nicole #1 your raped my slurpee with your Nicole Slurpee. Now I'm fucked up. Let's play football

by recruiterpoet April 5, 2011

nicole richie

(1)The brains of the bunch
(2)The smarter half of a group
(3)Tho opposite of a paris hilton

Obviously, she's the nicole richie; she know not to videotape her sex life.

by Rolie Platnin August 10, 2005

nicole white

the most amazing girl ever, she is perfect in every way possible and is loved dearly by everyone

i love nicole white

by pkdrumma July 19, 2010

nicole richie

A ratlike, useless, nepotistic, socialite who is famous for her famous dad, and it's not even her real dad. Often admired because she isn't Paris Hilton. Famous for doing drugs and being dangerously underweight. Money is the only thing that defines her. She hires a stylist to dress her up, so she has no style to call her own. She uses her undeserved fame to have her elementarily-written "novel" get published within the course of a year. She is the poster child for anorexia/drug abuse and is a bad role model for girls who check out her magazine articles. The only thing Nicole Richie needs to grab attention, especially the paparazzi, is to be extremely skinny. Other than exist, she contributes nothing to society. Her uselessness makes her other useless buddy, actress Lindsay Lohan, seem like a humanitarian.

Nicole Richie needs to gain ten pounds.
Nicole Richie needs to go away.
Nicole Richie is my ~thinspiration~
I think Nicole Richie hates her body to make herself lose that much weight. She needs to be put out of her misery to truly be happy.

by rmnp January 12, 2006