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naked meat man

Having sex without a condom, in the raw, aka raw dog, raw doggin it
Damn! I got it last night, but I went up in it naked meant man.
Dude, did you hit that naked meat man?
Don't tell me you hit that naked meat man style.
by robinU February 3, 2007
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The Naked Mans Curryfest

Before sexual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the penis for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the penis, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the anus or the vagina.

Good luck guys.
Becky - "Oh my god guys, guess which bastard gave me The Naked Mans Curryfest Last night?!"

Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"

Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"

Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"
by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009
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the naked wrestling game

Don't go in the bedroom Timmy mom and dad are playing the naked wrestling game.
by Madmatt June 12, 2016
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on some naked shit

A term invented by Korean-American philosopher Abraham Yoon. It essentially means you are quote “with the shits” or “down for whatever.” The term rose to popularity in early 2023, and has diffused contagiously since then.
Guy: “Yo, you tryna hang later on some naked shit
Girl: “Yea, that shit sounds a’ight.”
by robertjenkins March 21, 2023
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Ugly Naked Guy

The nudist who lives across the street from Monica Geller's and Rachel Green's apartment in the series F.r.i.e.n.d.s. Mentionned several times throughout the series
Phoebe Buffay: Ew ew ew ew ew! Ugly naked guy is decorating his tree! Omg! You should see the size of his Christmas balls!
by MGfunnhJ January 29, 2020
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if she shower naked

She's a hoe
Ex1 class if she shower naked she must be a?
Class:She's a hoe
by Ack3rsontw33ts July 26, 2016
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Naked Masturbation Session

A naked masturbation session is an important session that must happen whenever somebody takes a shower. After cleaning their bodies up, a male will get a very sexy erection and lie down on the floor and start masturbating it, and he will continue to do it until the snout of the penis unleashes semen.
Jones finished cleaning himself up, and then, his penis started to sway back and forth, then it got very hard and started to stick out. He sat down near the drain and began his naked masturbation session, he counted down from ten to zero and started masturbating the snout of the penis, making him think about sexy girls, as soon as he started to feel like he could stay naked all day, his penis started to feel semen coming out of his snout, so, he placed the boner on a sponge and squeezed out the semen and wiped the sperm of the sponge and threw it down the drain.
by vestonbruno3 March 31, 2019
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