N. Someone who possess the face of a Mormon
N. Someone whose face is just too nice to not be a Mormon
N. Someone whose face is just too nice to not be a Mormon
by Spec.Ed April 09, 2021
“Once I get home, I’m gonna Mormon Blast my girl all night”
“Yeah, I did the Mormon Blast with her bro, she’s a month and a half pregnant.”
“Yeah, I did the Mormon Blast with her bro, she’s a month and a half pregnant.”
by Ladysman_217 July 07, 2025
When you go to a church dance with all your Mormon friends and the next day you wake up with a headache, you legs are sore from all the line dancing and you can't remember the names of all the people you danced with.
by Penetration statio September 19, 2017
A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.
I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!
by MChamm3r December 13, 2023
A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.
Will ask for nudes.
Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Will ask for nudes.
Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.
Will ask for nudes.
Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Will ask for nudes.
Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.
I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!
by MChamm3r December 17, 2023