Modem Tethering

The act of using your cell phone as a modem for your computer.

I am not in a hotspot, but my cell phone works, why don't I use modem tethering to connect my computer to the interent using my cell phone

by K56z7k9710974 December 17, 2008

Moderatorlomania

Combination of "moderator" and "megalomania"

When power goes to the head of a moderator of an online forum.

They start acting as though their intelligence, judgement and opinions are superior to non-moderators.

Common symptoms: talking down to people, patronising them, banning people who post opinions differing from their own, being cliquey with other moderators.

"That moderator banned me for disagreeing with his political opinions. He's in the advanced stages of moderatorlomania."

Mod: "Another word from you and it's BAN!"

Me: "Uh oh, moderatorlomania!"

by TheWeirdnessSymposium May 7, 2009

modern dictionary

The enemy of urban dictionary. Urban dictionary will find all these useless fucks with no friends

Urban Dictionary-(we hate all you Modern Dictionary fucks go eat shit

by Definetly not a nigger August 19, 2016

Model F

A loud-ass keyboard IBM made back in 1981. It is like the Model M, but only on steroids. If you wake up your house from using a Model M, you will wake up your entire neighbourhood using a Model F. This is due to the usage of capacitive buckling springs, which IBM ditched for membrane buckling springs for the Model M, just to save fucking dinero.

"God damn it, Philip! What the hell is that racket from just you typing?!"
"Oh sorry, mom. I am using a Model F."

by ProBeb September 17, 2017

Modern Slavery

A salary that isn't enough to buy the necessities of life.

That company pays their CEO and executives big bucks, but us hard workers are living in modern slavery.

by spnchick May 25, 2018

Modern Trash

Everything wrong with today.

Everything today is modern trash.

by Ceruleanus October 23, 2018

Moderator syndrome

The effect of being in a moderator echo chamber for so long you can only see people in two groups:

Those who suck up to you and assholes.

Large snorlax is currently arguing with people on twitter with his moderator syndrome in full effect. Poor his block list.

by Le Ender December 4, 2018