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microbang

when a trans man has penetrative sex using his bottom growth
"u ready to microbang, gurl?"

"yes, daddy"
by bangboi69 September 30, 2022
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micro-ghosting

When someone is only reply to your texts only when they want to engage in a conversation or feel like they need your attention.

It's ghosting in short term.
Someone: That girl Celiné is totally micro-ghosting me.
by seeeeeb December 18, 2022
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micro happiness

Micro happiness is a state of pleasure derived from small, fleeting moments of personal joy and a sense of accomplishment. These moments can be achieved by such trivial things as winning a video game, successfully cooking a difficult meal, driving to work and hitting nothing but green stoplights, enjoying a really good cup of coffee, cleaning one's house to perfection, etc. These are all temporary accomplishments which only impact the moment, have little bearing on one's entire life as a whole. They trigger endorphins, a critical brain hormone which causes temporarily bliss and tranquility. Daily rounds of micro happiness are are emotional landmarks for helping a person get through the day with satisfaction, and deemed critical to one's sense of self worth.

The larger accomplishments of life would induce states of "macro happiness," such as marrying an ideal mate, having a healthy well-adjusted child, landing a dream job, overcoming a deadly disease like cancer, winning a major award in one's professional field, etc.

An unhealthy preoccupation with pursuing micro happiness can become a trap for low income people whose life is so limited that pursuing the larger goals (macro happiness) is close to impossible. So they might abandon any hope of striving after macro goals, and instead settle into a never ending, daily ritual of chasing after an assortment of micro goals. They become reliant on the endorphin-producing moments of micro happiness they temporarily trigger.
She successfully replaced the dryer belt all by herself, and the feeling of pride and micro happiness it induced lasted all day for her.
by anonymous January 11, 2023
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Micro penis

A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.
Damn, Mom! I have a micro penis! can I borrow a pack of soap?
by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023
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microdozing

(v.) Vivid dreaming in a power nap that enhances mood and potential creativity.
I love microdozing after lunch.
by OneLinerJokeLab January 27, 2023
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Micro

Micro - a term used by a group of gentlemen known as “the boys” which infers a gathering most commonly known as “a session.” During this so called “session,” typically 1-2 ring leaders encourage casual happy hour drinks, but without the other boys knowledge/consent, show up with a small dosage of “Peter” to give a spark to the reunion. While “The Micro” is only meant to be 1-2 hours, these events have be known to go on much longer into the night, or as some would refer to as “the darkness
Bro, that Micro last night was absolutely sick
by TheBaggieMan February 28, 2023
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microfeather

A microfeather is when a bird's feather is very small, below 2 inches long. Birds with microfeathers cannot even fly.
Bird A: My feather is 3cm long
Bird B: HAHA YOU HAVE A MICROFEATHER YOU CANT EVEN FLY LMAOOOO
by barbatos_anemo_archon March 14, 2023
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