Metro

noun: The Melbourne (Australia) train service. It is notorious for having many disruptions, cancellations, and delays.

verb: 1. To be extremely late or delayed.
2. To be affected by someone or something's tardiness.

Noun: "I take the metro to school/work."

Verb: 1. "On a scale from 1 to Metro how delayed are you?" (facebook page)
2. "My train was a whopping 33 minutes late! I got metro'ed hard"

by melbournecommuter September 22, 2011

metroglyph

Graffiti writing left by vandals, commonly referred to as 'tagging'.

Bro, check out the sic metroglyph on that train car.

by riselordvader75 March 12, 2012

Metrohubby

A Metrosexual husband

I am going with my metrohubby to the theatre tonight

by Suzie Says So October 9, 2012

Metro-Neck

Metro-neck is defined as a Redneck living in a metropolitan area.
Many a country feller comes into the City and has to make a living.
You can take the boy out of the country, but you cant take the country out of the boy
It could even be the female version as well

Everyone has seen the invasion of Metro-necks into city area. Maybe your neighbor has cars in his yard, or does his BBQ different, tries to set up a shooting range, has animals gutted and drying, collects everything, makes a living doing a yard sale every day. There are too many examples to name in one paragraph

by Loincloth42 August 20, 2013

Metronecktual

A southern redneck gentleman at heart with a bit of modern day style and the charm of both worlds.

Jacob is quite the avid hunter during the day, but ready to mingle in style at night. He is such a dreamy metronecktual.

by Msjaxon February 27, 2014

Metro Thug

A Metro sexual man who uses health and beauty products and drives a nice car while listening to Gangsta Rap from the 90's.

Those middle aged white guys look like Metro Thugs driving an Audi S-8 down North Scottsdale Blvd. with the windows down and bumping Easy-E "Boyz in the Hood."

by kwinnerman June 8, 2015

metro orgy

A metro orgy is simply a wild and crazy private sex orgy party somewhere in a concealed part of a liberal city - instigated by a few mentally ill, and hermaphrodites, and criminals, and homosexuals, and inter-racial sex mongers, so that 'they' can raise money to fund a big international caper to heist a ocean liner ship, or high jack a transatlantic plane, or rob a long distance train transporting either precious metals, gold bullion, or jewelry. Metro-Orgies are often infiltrated by Scotland Yard for 'fun' using the excuse to ID 'jewel' or 'diamond' thieves and 'burglary' like criminals. "The 'Metro-Orgy ' in Las Vegas, NV last weekend was to raise money for the underprivileged youth with communicable diseases and administrative costs."

"The 'metro orgy ' last weekend was to raise money for the underprivileged youth with communicable diseases and administrative costs."

by IJohn4v8 September 20, 2016