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God’s Mercy

When God turns our mistake into a miracle, because His mercy is greater than any of our mistakes—our past doesn’t define our future, but God does.
One touch of God is enough to catapult us to our destiny, thanks to God’s mercy—just because we’ve tried and failed many times doesn’t make us a failure.
by MathPlus December 21, 2018
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merrick

1) Surname of the Elephant Man, Joseph Carey Merrick (5 August 1862–11 April 1890)

2} A boy's Name, most commonly used in Scandinavian countries.

3) Merrick (2000) the seventh book in Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles series.
They named their child Merrick.
by maggiemae November 12, 2007
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marry the ketchups

1. Buy two ketchup bottles
2. Buy toilet paper+black sharpie+smiley face stickers+tape
3. Wrap one of the ketchup bottles lower half in toilet paper then take
4. Apply the sticker on the upper half
5. Tape a peice of tape to the top, this will be the bride. . .
6. Cover the bottom half of the second bottle in sharpie

7. Apply the smiley face to the top half, this will be the groom
8. Grab everything put of the fridge

9. Put them all into rows on the table, with a pathway through the middle of the rows------ -------like that
10. Play some music akjdhdhdkqk
11. Run the ceremony
12. Take the cap off the bride and pour it into the groom
13. They are married
14. Mom just pulled into the driveway
15. Hide in your closet and await your death
"Sure mom I can marry the ketchups. . ."
by Disneyismyhoe January 28, 2020
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Will you marry me

uh who are u, no lol
(romantic music playing while the sun sets)

dude : “Hey bebehgarl I have been waiting all my entire 9 lives just to say this, Will you marry me?”

person : “uh who are u, no lol”

background : “oh no they rejected them too bad so sad
by definitely not Nadia July 13, 2021
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Merby

Slang for, All Men Roller Derby, Leage, Team, or Bouts'.
Merby, short for Men's Roller Derby Leage. What women of Roller derby refer to when there is a leage of Men in Roller Derby.
by Tink-R-Toys August 26, 2011
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marry me

The breast size between "damn" and "noooo way those are real", typically about 34DD. Involuntarily spoken by impressed men.
Dave stepped into the elevator next to a hottie with an amazing rack. "Marry me" he said involuntarily.
by Mr Shark November 24, 2006
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Will you marry me

Words uttered by very stupid men while on bended knee.
John asked his fiance " Will you marry me" but after sobering up realized what a mistake he made.
by kidlou December 20, 2010
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