mouse meal

Having a little snack or meal all by yourself

I sat in the corner and had a little mouse meal earlier

by Scooter!1!1 October 6, 2022

Crappy meal

When you happy meal from McDonald's doesn't come with a toy

SHIT, MOM, THEY GAVE ME A FUCKIN CRAPPY MEAL!!! WANT MY HAPPPYYYYY MEALLLLLLLLL

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022

A Persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blow job

He was getting a blowy and he gave her a Persian meal

by chickenfoot35 June 3, 2022

meal

healthy shit, unhealthy shit

eat meal

by getinthebasket April 7, 2022

milli meal

An extravagant dish that Jason Derulo makes each time he gains another million followers.

Jason’s newest milli meal looks AMAZING!

by CoffeePinkM April 21, 2022

franken meal

the meal you make out of driving to several different fast food locations ordering your favorite item from each.

Tiger: wanna go grab a franken meal?
Jake: a what?
Tiger: you know a burger from In N Out, fries from Five Guys, shake from Dairy Queen, and a drink from Sonic.
Jake: lets go stup

by hands hands November 13, 2020

Mcdonalds Mclipo Meal

What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.

Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.

by jethrojones November 22, 2020