Max Payne

Someone who can dodge bullets because they never use the toilet.

He is such a max payne

by alpha November 9, 2003

max payne

A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.

Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.

In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.

Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!

by ben February 25, 2005

max mayfield

The best character in the Netflix series Stranger Things. Played by the incomparable Sadie Sink She plays video games, rides a skateboard, has red hair, and is totally adorable. If you don't like her, you deserve to be raped by a Demagorgon.

Mad Max Mayfield can beat your score at Dig Dug, and can probably beat your ass too!!

by KrispyDymond December 15, 2017

Max George

Max George, from the most flawless band on the planet: The Wanted, is purely just too perfect for words. He is known for his 'Dad jokes' and the fact that is looks alone can make your ovaries go 'BOOM!', then you hear his voice, and you go to heaven.

Max George is so perfect, I'm glad he came.

by TWAREFLAWLESS October 14, 2012

the legend of max

A very difficult DDR song, running at 333 bpm for most of the song. A
level 10 on heavy.

I lose about 10 seconds into the legend of max

by 5'1"Racer February 12, 2005

max kingmoon

amazing youtuber who has married a cardboard cutout of a video game character from a horse game made for kids

"Did you hear that max kingmoon married ydris?"

by BobTheBlobIsPog February 6, 2022

Max it Out

To do something to the hardest extreme, excess, indulgence, decadence, Whether to use loads of ketcup on ya burger. or partake in the most extreme event/act ever.

term used in crude paraphases to sumerise the action. Example..... "Max is Out he pizza's your cooking dave" "your Maxing it" or "lets max this shit out" and in a sexual context "baby, lets max this shit out."Max it Out"

by Social ScientistDSDSDS April 4, 2009