by out4zero October 30, 2003
Get the maximus mug.Maximilian is someone who pretends to like you and then decided you aren't good enough. All Maximilian's tend to be assholes who think they're better than others when in fact they aren't.
Once you do fall in love with a Maximilian it is hopeless.
The problem with them is that they are charming and can make you believe anything they want you to believe.
Your best bet is to keep away from them and not let them get to you. Otherwise you will be cursed for the rest of your life because you will not be able to forget him. He will turn you into something you aren't.
He might seem like the guy of your dreams but in the end all he wants is sex.
Women do not need Maximilian's in their lifes.
The crucial point is; if you do have a Maximilian in your life, never tell him how you feel about him. He will crush your heart into a million little pieces.
This word can also be used as a synonym for any of the description above.
Once you do fall in love with a Maximilian it is hopeless.
The problem with them is that they are charming and can make you believe anything they want you to believe.
Your best bet is to keep away from them and not let them get to you. Otherwise you will be cursed for the rest of your life because you will not be able to forget him. He will turn you into something you aren't.
He might seem like the guy of your dreams but in the end all he wants is sex.
Women do not need Maximilian's in their lifes.
The crucial point is; if you do have a Maximilian in your life, never tell him how you feel about him. He will crush your heart into a million little pieces.
This word can also be used as a synonym for any of the description above.
Girl 1: "OMG, I met this guy yesterday and he is amazing. I think I am in love. he said the nicest things to me. His name is maximilian."
Girl 2: "keep away from him. he's a Maximilian. he doesn't mean what he sais to you and will break your heart."
Girl 1: "OMG, i met this guy a few weeks ago. He is so charming and loving. He has been saying all these sweet things to me. he is serious about it, i can feel it.
Girl 2: "Good for you but be careful. He might be a Maximilian."
Girl 2: "keep away from him. he's a Maximilian. he doesn't mean what he sais to you and will break your heart."
Girl 1: "OMG, i met this guy a few weeks ago. He is so charming and loving. He has been saying all these sweet things to me. he is serious about it, i can feel it.
Girl 2: "Good for you but be careful. He might be a Maximilian."
by TOPYFLOPY October 17, 2010
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A large gathering of Mexicans (often times illegal aliens) usually seen at sizable pro-illegal alien marches or quinceneras.
The streets in LA were blocked off today due to a huge Meximob marching in support of amnesty for illegals.
by ulsterscots May 11, 2009
Get the Meximob mug.Masimo is basically the best boyfriend ever. He's understanding, caring, and a great listener. You can act like a five year old with him but also have heart to heart conversations. Masimo has his struggles but always puts other people first. He acts strong but has a tendency to break down and not ask for help. He has the best eyes and personality. He can always manage to make you smile. Masimo is the sweetest, funniest, most amazing guy you will ever meet. It is extraordinarily easy to fall in love with his cute, sweet, and incredible self.
by Nanaduck October 27, 2019
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Get the Maxim mug.This means that a person is a complete douche by nature. They represent every douche bag tendency.
The main element of a douche bag.
Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.
The main element of a douche bag.
Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.
by mTracy July 24, 2007
Get the douchus maximus mug.1) A condition in which one who's gunt is so big that in fact, it may be the biggest and/or ugliest gunt that the observer of the gunt owner has seen in his or her lifetime.
2) In a Gunt Crew, the one who's Gunt is the largest of the whole crew.
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2) In a Gunt Crew, the one who's Gunt is the largest of the whole crew.
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"Gunt Crew"
In a conversation between 2 people:
Person A: Whoa! Who invited the Gunt Crew over there?
Person B: Yeah, check out Guntimus Maximus on the right. Gross. Lets go gunt punt them all and tell them to leave our party.
Person A: Whoa! Who invited the Gunt Crew over there?
Person B: Yeah, check out Guntimus Maximus on the right. Gross. Lets go gunt punt them all and tell them to leave our party.
by Jazo116 June 14, 2009
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