Matthew Humphries

A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.

In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.

by Kushpig December 2, 2011

Matthew Rawson

A short dick faggot virgin mary nerd

Samantha: Do you like matthew rawson
Brianna: Ewwww no he is gross

by Big dick8272 November 8, 2019

Matthew Giraldo

Someone that repeatedly owns libs and exposes people non stop. Very forward thinking and absolute legend

Matthew Giraldo just got on that kid with pink hair

by Whatdoesbasedmean June 29, 2021

matthew seymour

Brugh no, dis is not a real definition, go somewhere elze now ok? Bye.

Matthew seymour loves video games

by MBGPokeBro October 24, 2017

Matthew Avery

Supper freaking awesome!!! You are so lucky to know him. All-Star Baseball Player.

Matthew Avery is so amazing.

by oompaville March 21, 2019

Matthew Lillard

He is the hottest man alive and he is so perfect like wtf!

Person1: Wait whos Matthew Lillard
Person2:Only my husband!

by StevieLillard October 21, 2023

Matthew Vanotti

Matthew Vanotti is funny, sweet, a loyal boyfriend and overall a great guy 🥰💘

I love Matthew Vanotti

by Secretly anonymously anonymous October 16, 2019