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matthew

A smart annoying embarrassing person that wears glasses , and spends his life on video games and chicken , he probably hangs around annoying people , His love for chicken is stronger than anything he loves other than his parents
Amare - hey do you know who Matthew is
Mary - yea he's the coolest guy in the world

Amare - and I'm the badass guy in the world

Mary *coughs* you wish
Amare - *hits Mary really hard causing Mary not to talk to him again*

THE END
by FrancisAlgore May 22, 2017
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matthew

red head kid who doesn't like to spend time with his real friends, cuz hes whhiped. wha chhhh
Stop being a Matthew, and come have a GUYS NIGHT!!!!
by sebastian Juhnger November 23, 2009
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matthew

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH
"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"
by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016
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matthew

A clever and attractive dude, they know they are cute and take advantage of it. A player, mostly only hangsout with popular people. Basically shallow and when you are friends with them it’s nice. Mostly thinks with his dick.
Girl 1: Wow look at him, he’s so cute.
Girl 2: Yeah, that’s Matthew. He’s a player though.
by DangDatGirlDou January 7, 2018
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matthew

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH
"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"
by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016
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Matthewism

A certain self-loathing in which one holds a clear position against a belief system, and yet has those exact views under a different name.
Man 1: "Advertisements should be banned from internet websites. Businesses don't need revenue because the people don't need private businesses."
Man 2: "What are you talking about, are you some sort of Marxist?"
Man 1: "What? I abhor Marxism. I am just against large corporations."
Man 3: "He's not a Marxist, he's a Matthewist! Damned Matthewism..."
by Drydess August 27, 2017
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matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense
"Matthew you fucking idiot!!! Why did you decline the invitation to you're own wedding?"
by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021
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