A smart annoying embarrassing person that wears glasses , and spends his life on video games and chicken , he probably hangs around annoying people , His love for chicken is stronger than anything he loves other than his parents
Amare - hey do you know who Matthew is
Mary - yea he's the coolest guy in the world
Amare - and I'm the badass guy in the world
Mary *coughs* you wish
Amare - *hits Mary really hard causing Mary not to talk to him again*
THE END
Mary - yea he's the coolest guy in the world
Amare - and I'm the badass guy in the world
Mary *coughs* you wish
Amare - *hits Mary really hard causing Mary not to talk to him again*
THE END
by FrancisAlgore May 22, 2017
Get the matthewmug. by sebastian Juhnger November 23, 2009
Get the matthewmug. by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016
Get the matthewmug. A clever and attractive dude, they know they are cute and take advantage of it. A player, mostly only hangsout with popular people. Basically shallow and when you are friends with them it’s nice. Mostly thinks with his dick.
by DangDatGirlDou January 7, 2018
Get the matthewmug. by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016
Get the matthewmug. A certain self-loathing in which one holds a clear position against a belief system, and yet has those exact views under a different name.
Man 1: "Advertisements should be banned from internet websites. Businesses don't need revenue because the people don't need private businesses."
Man 2: "What are you talking about, are you some sort of Marxist?"
Man 1: "What? I abhor Marxism. I am just against large corporations."
Man 3: "He's not a Marxist, he's a Matthewist! Damned Matthewism..."
Man 2: "What are you talking about, are you some sort of Marxist?"
Man 1: "What? I abhor Marxism. I am just against large corporations."
Man 3: "He's not a Marxist, he's a Matthewist! Damned Matthewism..."
by Drydess August 27, 2017
Get the Matthewismmug. by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021
Get the matthewmug.