The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.
TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."
by Jessica Alba ex-mexican December 1, 2010
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From Vancouver, BC, he's awesome, funny, and super cute.
From Vancouver, BC, he's awesome, funny, and super cute.
by Lover;Dearest. March 28, 2009
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Friend 1: I think I'm pregnant...
Friend 2: What?! Why??
Friend 1: I just saw a picture of Matt Smith.
Friend 2: What?! Why??
Friend 1: I just saw a picture of Matt Smith.
by Rosiepeverell April 11, 2011
Get the Matt Smith mug.A very attractive man who is admired by all. Thought by many to be the real Messiah. He saved us all from certain ugliness. His beautifulness overpowered all of the ugly in the world. His jaw line reserected all of the little brown eyed and brown haired children creating the Bomer race. This race is far more powerful than the Aryan Race, created by none other than Hitler. This Bomer Race wins with its brown eyes and brown hair against the blue eyed and blonde haired Hitler Youth. The Bomer Youth is superior. Heil Bomer.
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To kick a line drive straight to your rival team's reciever when the game is tied at 31-31 when you previously had a 31-10 lead with 8 minutes left in a game that pretty much decided your season, and when that said reciever bobbles the football, then runs 70 yds to score the game winning touchdown with no time left on the clock, no flags, nothing.
To get fired from a team because you couldn't fucking punt the ball out of bounds.
To dumb it down, it means to fuck up on ONE play that could've easily been done correctly.
To kick a line drive straight to your rival team's reciever when the game is tied at 31-31 when you previously had a 31-10 lead with 8 minutes left in a game that pretty much decided your season, and when that said reciever bobbles the football, then runs 70 yds to score the game winning touchdown with no time left on the clock, no flags, nothing.
To get fired from a team because you couldn't fucking punt the ball out of bounds.
To dumb it down, it means to fuck up on ONE play that could've easily been done correctly.
Guy 1: Dude, i mispronounced a word while talking to my boss,and i got fired.
Guy 2: fuckin loser, you totally pulled a Matt Dodge.
Guy 2: fuckin loser, you totally pulled a Matt Dodge.
by My Pseudonyms November 25, 2011
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