No Mates

A description of someone (usually at school) who no one likes and has no mates and couldn't get someone to remotely like them to save their fucking life

Person 1 (no mates): LOL that's right tom dap me up
Person 2: Hop off it you got no mates

by ticklemytip1234 September 11, 2023

Fucking cheers mate

A way to say thank you in a good manner

Guy - "I just cleaned your car for free."

Me - " Fucking Cheers Mate!"

by BornProdigy July 23, 2016

Alabama Mating Call

When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*

“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”

by TheHogMan July 29, 2025

Mateness

A bond between two individuals who are or wish to become closer with one another.

"Kayla and Maddie wanted to rebuild they're mateness after falling out"

by VerySexyLeo July 4, 2021

g'day mate

a term Australians use when saying hello to a friend or someone they forgot the name of so they call the mate.

aussie guy 1: "g'day mate!"

aussie 2: "g'day how are you"

by randomperson746 December 18, 2018

oi mate

Go heck yourself, if someone says oi mate it means go heck yourself.

oi mate, becky!

by kefnjnamwidnjwdnewuew September 25, 2020

manlet mating ritual

The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.

Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024