magnetologist

A scientist that melds science and the word of the lord to make everything relatable.

Homosexuality is wrong. Magnets can't go positive to positive. Just as god intended. Magnetologists rule!

by Takestarred December 8, 2013

magnetizing

Attractive sexy or want to hav sex wit

My crush is magnetizing

by Vicrod140 March 12, 2017

Magnetic monkey nugget

The sexual act in which a male pierces his penis. Inserts a magnet into his female partner (preferably a female without any limbs) and places his penis on top of his partners stomach, and rubs his bellend back and forth. The magnetic pull makes it so the man won’t have to hold his penis down, allowing for a hands free session.

Friend1: “didn’t you fuck a girl with no limbs last week?”
Friend2: “nah, bro. I hit her with a quick magnetic monkey nugget.”

by eatbeatnskeet April 7, 2020

Slush magnet

a tampon that has been pulled out of a blobby woman after she has fallen asleep for 3 days.

I could've eaten that slush magnet for breakfast it looked so tasty!

by sevil_vid October 16, 2009

smudge magnet

(n.) -- A hi-tech tablet gadget like the iPad or the Kindle which whether nerdy-looking or sleek nevertheless becomes a smudge magnet during use at home or office.

"I love the entire concept of the iPad, but I am just worried it's going to become just another smudge magnet in my home."

-- overheard at a watercooler in a San Francisco office building on January 28, 2010

by PRwiz101 January 29, 2010

Police Magnet

A car tricked out to draw attention, being driven fast almost guaranteeing the wrong attention

Let Bob be the rabbit car as he's driving the Police Magnet

by Grampa Fox December 12, 2010

Manlet

A vertically inferior specimen. Often characterized by a childhood void of carnival rides, dunks, and pussy.

Derived from the poem The Manley, by Lewis Carroll
http://www.poetry-archive.com/c/the_manlet.html

Bro 1: Did you see that bra get his shit stuffed in the 4th quarter!?

Bro 2: Chyea Bra, I dun even know why he still plays. Dude's such a manlet.


Bro 1: Look at the Manlet hitting on that cougar!

Bro 2: She can take him home in her car seat!

by Spicybeef August 17, 2008