Mustachio

A mustache with bits of pistachios stuck inside.

Fuck, im not kissing you until you get rid of that mustachio!

by cannabliss420 July 15, 2010

Greek Mustache

When one, after anally penetrating one's partner, wipes one's fecal encrusted member across the partner's upper lip. Also called a "Dirty Sanchez". Can also be called a "Trojan Mustache", if partner is unsuspecting.

Rob: I was having sex with your mother last night and she surprised me with a Greek Mustache.
Bob: How dare you! In that context it's called a Trojan Mustache!
Rob: Sorry. Either way, your mom's got a dick. Not cool.
Bob: How dare you! ......!

by Urple September 4, 2006

Mustache Mafia Initiation

A series of embarassing and discusting things that you must go through in order to be inducted into the Mustache Mafia.

Ewww... you have to do the Mustache Mafia Initiation. Good Luck with that!!

by katielynncourtt March 24, 2011

Wiener Mustache

Some guy putting his dong on some bitch's upper lip. Looks like a mustache made out of cold hard cock.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU FILTHY WHORE! I'M GUNNA WAIT TILL YOU FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT, AND I'M GUNNA GIVE YOU A WIENER MUSTACHE. THEN I'M GUNNA GUT YA LIKE A FISH AND RAPE THE CORPSE! BITCH!

by Butthole Brigade January 13, 2009

finger mustache

When you get a tattoo of a mustache on your finger.

Mostly intended for comedic purposes.

"Your new finger mustache tattoo is too funny!"

by BlitheNIne April 7, 2016

mustachio

Nickname for a person with a weird mustache.

That old man is a mustachio.

by missanonymous9713 April 23, 2009

moustache

Usually in reference to homosexual men, a female a guy will be associated with, or even pretend to be dating, in order to create the illusion that said homosexual is straight.

Keiron was in a town where he would get his ass beat in a way he didn't like, so he brought his moustache susan around with him everywhere

by MixBlender September 30, 2007