Mormon

Self righteous douchebags who will be your best friend until you join the cult and everyone then treats you like any imperfections they can nit-pick off of you are mortal sins

Mormon people are only after your tithes

by Rabbitfox February 21, 2021

Mormon Relief Society

Mormon women. Click-ish, horrible women who act “Christ-like” to your face and gossip behind your back. The Mormon version of a succubus, so no physical touch or any companionship, just friendly enough to extract information from you to report negative news to the “leadership” of the branch or ward, which they turn around and use as Mormon blackmail, insisting that you must do as they say or else face outer darkness.

A: Is the Mormon relief society doing anything to combat poverty?

B: fuck no

by Rabbitfox February 21, 2021

Mormon face

N. Someone who possess the face of a Mormon

N. Someone whose face is just too nice to not be a Mormon

That girl definitely has Mormon Face.

by Spec.Ed April 9, 2021

Mormon goodbye

Having sex in the temple.

Did you know that Elder Max gave his wife the Mormon goodbye last Sunday?

by Cazoli November 25, 2024

Mormon

Subdivision of the KKK

Did you hear that Cecilia was a mormon
Damn, she should go back to Utah

by lysergic acid enjoyer December 9, 2024

Mormon cocaine

Mormon cocaine:sugar,specifically white crystalline "table sugar" and similar inverted sugars or sugar adjacent sweeteners.

Eg Lemme get a cup of postum wit a s much of that mornon cocaine you can gimme eg met up with some elders for a church potluck and got the jitters from that frog eye salad,ambrosia mormon cocaine diet.

by Boston blackie December 13, 2024

Fat Mormon

when you rest your big fat belly on her back while you soak 🤤

Dude william Lyle just pulled a Fat Mormon with his girl, shit was so hot

by thatsepic January 9, 2025