Tommy Mommy

A woman of dominant nature who cuddles you, asks you about your day, and tells you you're a good boy but punishes you if you misbehave. She will also partake in masculine hobbies or wear masculine clothing. A more refined taste for the submissive and breedable men in the world.

After me and my girlfriend had sex, she decided to watch the game. She's a real Tommy Mommy.

by GawainTheGreen January 17, 2024

Mommy's Razor

Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"

by Rizzonomics October 14, 2022

Mommy

A mother of a child

Now stop searching mommy on a dictionary and go touch grass you weirdos

by -$l33py-m0øn- June 30, 2022

Mommy

A nickname for your lesbian woman who loves you and wants the best for you. She takes care of you and always makes sure that you are ok. She is the mature version of yourself. She has the potential to be your very best friend for life. We all know that she lowkey hates you though.

“Why must you always stay out late and come home black out drunk? You have a test tomorrow, go to bed.”
(Sarcastically) “Yes Mommy”

by Fluffycloudface March 2, 2022

mommy-orgraphy

Slang to mean choreography altered by mothers mostly used in dance competitions.

I don't want any mommy-orgraphy from these mothers.

by Vernall December 19, 2022

mommy men

men who are protective and will take 100% care of you

girls love mommy men

by BigGucciBaby October 29, 2022

Mommy

A word a dominating woman in a relationship or a woman who acts like a mother to their s/o

"Baby can u come over here"
"Yes mommy"

by Bananisnice January 15, 2022