A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.
In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.
by Kushpig December 2, 2011
Get the Matthew Humphriesmug. Amazing Talented Young Actor... Who Puts His Heart into Acting. He’s Striving To Get An Oscar. He Loves Basketball & Music He Wants The World To Know That He Wants To Become a Director Once He Gets Older And Retires From Acting. Some idols of Matthew Garcia are (Joaquin Phoenix, Timothee Chalamet, Eddie Murphey, and Jim Carrey) He Really Wants To Play Comedy Roles But He Wants To Play Many Different Roles Such As The Drama & Romantic Genre So He Doesn’t Get Stuck As a “tight character” But He Always Didn’t Like School... He Was Very Independent at a young age.
by Barney Barney January 7, 2021
Get the Matthew Garciamug. Matthew Lin is a unique specimen with an affinity for bread. A "Matthew Lin" will be highly attracted to bread, and will attempt to hunt down and capture any bread he finds. Matthew Lins are also generally excellent at maths, as Matthew lins are known for their special method of maths, "Matthewmatics"
by Jeb_CGS August 30, 2022
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by His B.A.D A.S.S B.I.T.C.H September 18, 2017
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Ken Matthews again blames all of the worlds problems on Democrats and continues to give handjobs to Trump and his supporters.
by Zachzilla December 26, 2020
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