wanna loaf?

When someone is handling a large loaf of fiberglass insulation and they offer it to you as a joke.

Hey Jacob, wanna loaf?

by Walking_Lazarus October 2, 2019

loaf of ugles

A way to say someone is hideous in a cute way.

"I know he's your boyfriend and all, but he is a loaf of ugles."

by Merpface April 26, 2014

fucked the loaf

Totaly ruined. Not any good any more.

Then she said she was a republican and that really fucked my loaf. Had to end the date right there. Or . That mouse got in and totaly fucked the loaf of bread. What will we eat now?

by Howboycat December 23, 2017

Loafing

To lack; Not aware of your actions; To bait

"Bro stop loafing you was supposed to be here two hours ago."

by 7 way May 31, 2022

Loaf yourself

I loaf I loaf I loaf myself

You should loaf yourself brrrrrr

by Bangtanarmyletsgetit December 5, 2019

Power-loaf

A shitty meatloaf that your hooker girlfriend makes

Pam you made such a power-loaf for dinner last night and I can’t stand you.

by brittykitty20 November 15, 2021

Loafed

Loafed means loafed. Ex. Lil flagella is the best SoundCloud rapper he’s the best loaf and will never get loafed.

Get loafed

by Lil flagella November 25, 2018