Lizard

Weak ass Boah that can't fight for shit

That lizard will not beat kong, the king of all beasts.

by K1ngMonke March 23, 2021

Plot Lizard

One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.

See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot

Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).

by Peantia Galleria August 1, 2016

Lizard Tea

Lizard served inside Hot water. (For nutrients)

Yum Yum I love drinking Lizard Tea, wait what do you mean dad and mom are getting a divorce?

by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork December 21, 2024

grant lizard

A university professor (usually tenured) who offers his low-quality research by going from national agency to national agency usually selling old research or whatever the grant coordinator want to hear.

That PhD student just got trapped by a grant lizard.

by A_real_scientist_ June 14, 2018

lizard

nipples

are hard lizard

by Transhit November 20, 2018

lizard jab

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus

Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.

by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023

Lizard

A sorcerer that can perform magic.

Did that lizard perform magic?

by Steampowerengine March 8, 2021