leslamist

An Islamic lesbian

She revealed to nobody's surprise that she was in fact a leslamist.

by Gaboolio September 2, 2009

Lila

Lila is probably one of the most awkward but funniest person you will ever meet. She falls for all the wrong guys and end up going back every time. To be a Lila you have to act like it doesn’t hurt when it really does, but it normally doesn’t work because she will end up in tears. Lila is beautiful,quirky, and daring. Tell Lila “you won’t”and oh lord she will. She’s loud around her friends and is an introvert in class and with family. Lila will be a person to remember and her beautiful smile will light up a whole room.

*going through year book with children*
“who’s that”

“oh that’s Lila AKA the best human”

by bigboyboishki January 17, 2020

lila

an ugly sket who tries to get with all your bfs exs and guy friends. Stay away from lila,shes a cunt

*sees a nonce* oh shit its lila

by ihatelilasuckmydick December 15, 2019

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" is the official motto of the cucks. It is from the best worst film "The Room". You're the fiancee of a thot named Lisa who's in love with your best friend, Mark. Mark and Lisa big bang each other, and you become officially cucked. This is how Lisa tears you apart. You thought you were the only person who fucks her belly button and can see her tiddies, but you were wrong, cuck.

thottie lisa: "i can't talk right now."
tommy: "why lisa, WHY LISA? please talk to me, PLEASE. you're part of my life, you are everything, i could not go on without you lisa."
thottie lisa: "you're scaring me."
tommy: "you're lying, I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"

by fatb8tch July 20, 2019

Lisa

A Lisa seems like a normal girl that doesn't shower enough or keep her car clean. Beneath her probably stained hipster dress is her crusty vagina & uneven saggy breasts. The type of girl that can't even get the boyfriend she stole hard. A Lisa is basically the most basic bitch slut on the planet.

I would go hit on that girl because she looks easy, but she looks like a Lisa. So she probably smells like PBR & roadkill.

by Maddawg May 22, 2017

Lisa

A lisa is usually a gorgeous blonde bombshell (other hair colours are accepted though) with beautiful hair and eyes. The beauty of a Lisa can easily be compared to that of a vampire (the twilight saga sort) so dont be surprised if they start sparkling in the sunlight. Lisa's also seem to attract the male gender.

Oh lisa its almost as if your sparkling!

by master of the galaxy May 1, 2011

lisa

one of the most prettiest, hottest, nicest, honesst, real girl in the whole entire world. this girl will make your world a WHOLE LOT better by just being in it. can make guys real horny, sucha turn on ;)
mostly found in relationships with guys named; nick, rick, daniel/dan, jesus, muscleman, christopher, will, nathan, garett, peter, lucas, zeke

SHES GOT THE WHOLE PACKAGE DEAL

She's sucha a lisa!

by gorgeousbabeeeeee March 7, 2011