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The Lion King

The Lion King is a sexual position is where the female rides on the males dick while the male wears a Burger King crown. He proceeds by smearing his burger all over the females breasts and they both begin to sing hakuna matata. When the male cums the female must shout “Oh daddy rafiki fill me with your wise old baboon cum!”
by Master of chi January 5, 2021
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Detroit Lions

The 2023 NFC North Champions. Not as bad as they used to be.
Fantasy Player: "Hey, who should I have as my defense this week?"

Other Fantasy Player: "The Detroit Lions."
by Portuzil January 7, 2024
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Lion king theorem

When two people have an argument. They play the lion king movie in the background, one guy can only speak while simba is on screen and the other may speak while simba is off screen.
The presidential debate is on tonight ? Fuck a mediator let’s use the lion king theorem.
by Spinter April 22, 2021
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Iron Lion

Also Mighty Iron Lion. Often used to refer to the Holden V8, most commonly known as a 308 or 304.
"I got a 1998 Holden VT Series 1 SS Commodore manual, the last one with the iron lion!"
by (mostly) aussie slang ; August 7, 2023
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Alex The Lion

The hot, sexy, cute, main character from DreamWorks' 'Madagascar' franchise voiced by Ben Stiller
by Drooper The Lion December 9, 2023
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Lion tatto

Fearless person loves to play with fire just like the king of the jungle. Don’t unleash the beast feeling will be hurt.
His lion tattoos speak for him is he one those guys ?
by Can’t handle me September 23, 2021
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Meat Lion

A total slut. Basically a penis-struck girl.
Girl - Hey boys! I'll see any or all of you in the locker bay after school!
Guy - Fuck off you Meat Lion!
by HairyScrotum69 December 22, 2013
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