The Legend of Anuj

The story of a young chubby Indian boy (yes a chubby Indian boy) on his journey of discovering his personal sexuality. He is a big baller with a large honker ( nose, not penis, he has a micropenis) he enchants all types of life with his large nose. They can't help but let him mate and birth his seed. His most famous lovers were Alina princess of Mission Hills, Franco Rosevelt (long lost brother of Eleanor Rosevelt), and the kingdom's donkey. The legend goes that he has to find a queen for his kingdom, but he doesn't know who? Should he marry princess Alina, princess Franco (he classifies as a female), or the kingdoms donkey? The legend of Anuj is a tear-jerking story of a man's struggles between being straight, gay, or fucking a donkey.

My love life is as complicated as The Legend of Anuj.

In English class, we learned about The Legend of Anuj.

Thank god I don't have the same dilemma as Anuj in The Legend of Anuj.

by butthurtTIMMY123456789 October 9, 2019

Legendary

A word used to describe the intensity/awesomeness of something.

Dude 1: How did you last night go?
Dude 2: Fucking great man, had sex with the girl, my orgasm was LEGENDARY!!
Dude 1: Moist.

by mcdiesel July 16, 2009

legend drug

any drug that requires the following legend on the label:

Caution: Federal Law prohibits dispensing without a prescription

they were arrested and charged for possession of a legend drug

by moonie399 January 25, 2011

legendary

My favorite word of all time

I am legendary, because i said so

by Legendary Nick February 12, 2005

leenhouts

Description of a rare male body type. Those described as "leenhouts" generally resemble a human form of Homer Simpson. Lumbering and square shaped with no discernible features. Stems from a dutch expression which is loosely translated as "melting house"

May or may not have extensive 5 o'clock shadow.

Wow, look at Kenny in that speedo, what a leenhouts!"

by Graziele April 16, 2008

Legend

A smart, intelligent, beautiful woman who is no longer just "by herself." Meaning she is engaged, married, and/or married with a child/children. Basically she is unavailable for a relationship with anyone.

Well we can cross Brittany off of the list of girls we could go after to date because she's married now and had a baby. She's a legend.

by J.Lowski October 19, 2012

Legendary Elf

An asexual and immortal sub-human entity that possesses some physiological characteristics of literary elves, such as shortness, pointed ears and big hooters. These creatures live mostly in denial about their LEGENDARY status, but will vehemently accept the latter part of the 'Legendary Elf' title.

Emily will periodically exude niceness because she is a Legendary Elf

by drinkanddive December 9, 2008