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Monday left me broken

Monday left me broken is based on a song named Waiting for Love. The Monday left me broken cat first appeared in YouTube Shorts thanks to the YouTubers Arcade Assassin, Kracc Bacc, and Meme Zee. The video was made using the morphing face app Revive.
Me: *casually watching Shorts*
Video: Bro Tiktok isn't that bad.

Video: Monday left me broken, Tuesday I was through with hoping...
by SlammerGaming0 October 6, 2023
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anonymous office leftover miser

Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.
guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"

guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"
by NickyLags October 17, 2010
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Riding in the left lane

Synonym of passing.

A person with mix of white and black races and passes for white only.
Guy 1: Joe Blow is riding in the left lane.

Guy 2: I didn't know Joe Blow was part black.
by MaxJohnson415 April 27, 2017
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Mashing the Leftovers

Messy anal sex with a partner with a full, non-evacuated bowel.
I picked up a filthy prostitute last night. Paid her $10 for anal but it was like mashing the leftovers. Nasty braaaaahhhh.

She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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David’s Left Nipple

David’s Left Nipple™️ (dln), is a groupchat full of the rudest vlog squad twitter stans, they all suck so fucking bad. if i ever see one of their members in the streets i will fucking deck them, on god i will shank them and rip their intestines out and play with it like playdough, and their admin isn’t even fucking active what a whore goddamn i can’t stand her such a fucking bitch. i hate them all i hope they all die a slow and painful death and i hope their day goes horrible stupid david stans nobody likes you and you’re irrelevant get over it pussy.
“dln is the ugliest groupchat on the interweb but i love them” ~ anonybitch

“dln hates small accounts” ~ anonymous pussy ass bitch

“angela smells good” ~ fake hoe

“dln has the smallest dick energy” ~ anon

“david’s left nipple is gross and overrated i hate this groupchat so fucking much they make me so damn mad and they don’t support my foot fetish” ~ assnon
by myspacecrack February 10, 2019
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Captain Scott Has Left his Sleeping Bag

A phrase used to describe the state of the penis.

When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.

Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.
Ryan: Aw red alert mate
Josh: What?
Ryan: Captain Scott has left his sleeping bag
by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019
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Two inches left

Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left
Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 30, 2020
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