Landon

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by Bogg June 27, 2025

Landon

A guy who is alone and afraid of connection. He is sensitive and scared. He may go ghost

She texted him to form a bond but he decided to be a real Landon

by thatgirllovessushi July 16, 2025

Landyn

Landyn describes a guy with a big slong, he’s very kind and lovable and is very rich. Landyns are also the most influential people on earth

Girl 1: Did you see landyns slong its crazy!
Girl: Yea I did I want that!

by aexse August 3, 2025

Landon Carter

Landon is the following;

Gay: The most common term to refer to homosexual individuals, particularly men, as well as a general term for LGBTQ+ people.
Homosexual: An outdated and often clinical-sounding term, historically used to pathologize gay and lesbian people.
Queen: A gay man, often one who is flamboyant or effeminate. Various types include Drag Queen, Gym Queen, and Size Queen.
Twink: A slim, young, and often hairless gay man.
Bear: A larger, hairier, and often older gay man.
Cub: A younger version of a Bear.
Otter: A gay man who is slim but hairy.
Daddy: An older gay man.
Zaddy: An exceptionally attractive and fashionable older gay man.
Screamer: 1950s slang for a man who is obviously gay.
Gay Cat: In 19th and early 20th-century American hobo slang, a younger man who engaged in sexual acts with older hobos.

Offensive slurs and reclaimed terms
Many words originally used as slurs have been reclaimed by some in the LGBTQ+ community, but their use is highly sensitive and generally inappropriate for outsiders.

Faggot: One of the most offensive slurs used against gay men, historically associated with violence.
Poofter/Poof/Pouf: British slur for gay men.
Limp-wristed: An insult for gay men perceived as effeminate.
Homo: A shortened and often hostile version of "homosexual".

Landon Carter is a damn faggot, have you seen the size of tiny penis?

by vrqiczz October 23, 2025

Landonwebbing

The act of shitting on LANDONS face and proceeding to dry it with farts. Then, using his asshole and going to town and giving him a creampie. After that, you take his dried shit and make it a pancake for him to eat, then again, nut on his lips and make him close it so it dries shut. ENJOY!!!! (Landon Weber - 4844015545)

He was so horny i just had to give him a landonwebbing!!!

by Landon Weber November 12, 2025

Landon

Beautiful man with a huge cock and a great personality. Brown fluffy hair with a chiseled face and a nice bod he’s strong and tall with killer biceps. Like to be chocked Landon’s the man for you. He’s a freak in the sheets but a lover boy at the same time he’ll care for you and kiss you when you’re sick. He’s the perfect boyfriend. Great lips great abs and big veiny hands. He’s really the perfect man for any girl out there. He’s loyal and caring especially to his super hot girlfriend and loves to be called a good boy from time to time. Wanna please a Landon just kiss him on the neck and he’s all yours!

“Hey that tall handsome guy over there who’s he”
“Bro that must be a Landon “
“Yeah your right”

by Landon’s girlfriend November 26, 2025

royce landon

Making it happen Royce style.

Also. To have committed a Royce Landon is to have taken a bag of unpopped popcorn and inserted into a gerbil. After insertion, you must place gerbil into microwave. After all kernels have popped (you will know after the kernels only pop every 3 seconds), you must take gerbil out of microwave. Let gerbil remains cool as well as popcorn (note: preferred popcorn is Orville Redenbacher extra butter). After cooling, find unsuspecting girl at seedy bar. Ask her out for popcorn. When given the affirmative, throw bag of gerbil laced popcorn at her and say, "You've been Royce Landoned!!!!!, you are covered in gerbil popcorn, nobody wants you now except me, lets go do it." If subject says no (unlikely), go straight to pet store, buy gerbil and use another of the Orville Redenbacher extra butter packs(3 per box). Repeat above task. Enjoy!

by Landon.Royce.edu February 20, 2009