Judge

An awesome handsomely friend and very respectful person you can ever meet.

I wish I can be as cool as judge

by Awesome person lol June 6, 2018

The Judge

n. slang for male genitalia.

She really thinks her stuff doesn't stink, she needs to "talk to the judge."

by Rob Henandez March 21, 2007

I reserve my judgment.

This is just a bad-ass way of saying "no comment", meaning you are neither confirming nor denying anything.

Journalist: Mr. Vernon, what is your stance on the issues being debated?

Mr. Vernon: I reserve my judgment.

Another Journalist: So Mr. Vernon, there's absolutely nothing you can tell us?

Mr. Vernon: No, I'm sorry.

by Dr. Roswell November 25, 2010

jude shit

When you make an excuse to take a fat ‘shit’ for five hours during marching band.

Alex- “where’s Jude?”
Nick- “Probably taking a Jude shit”

by VulpineDoge September 29, 2018

Speak To The Judge

commonly refered to as giving a blowjob.

a paraphrase for radio, often used on the Maxwell Show

"you're going out with john tonight, you gonna speak to the judge?"

"I was going through my daughter's phone, and found a picture of her speaking to the judge."

by Jordan1234567 December 19, 2008

Judge Joe Brown

When you are having anal sex with a girl, pull out your dick, take off the shitty condom and put it under her nose as a mustache. You then "gavel" her forehead with your dick.

I didn't know that she was that freaky in bed till she asked for a Judge Joe Brown.

by Andrew Sprunger January 2, 2008

Judge Adams

Judge Adams: An excessive and repeated beating by a person without restraint for a minor dispute.

a) After the 2004 video put onto YouTube of Judge William Adams was filmed beating his daughter with a belt while cursing and degrading her for a minor dispute over a computer game.

"Watch it bitch before I get all Judge Adams on your ass"

by BR4ND0 November 3, 2011