jony

MY future husband

Jony is the most beautiful boy ive ever met. his sweet curly hair is so pretty when it lays slightly over his eyes. Hes extremely funny, and never fails to make me laugh.

The way he compliments me is my favorite thing about him. I dont think i have ever met a better boy than him. The way he kisses me on my head makes me fall for him even harder.

He is the love of my life. I swear.

“Whos that?”

“Oh, thats jony. The best boy.”

“Cool.”

by hopehobi December 5, 2022

Jonny Murton

When you just need to split the scenes just cause you need to split the scenes

Here, he couldn’t be fucked anymore he did a Jonny Murton

by Tadgedog March 16, 2023

Jonny

A jonny is a chagaloo, pigaleh, big boy who thrives off of in-n-out and d-riding. Usually
known as a “Big Jonny”, they only
have clothing of a size XXL and is known for putting buffets out of business.

🩲💩

Wow look at Jonny ordering all
those post mates and uber eats meals.

by Bigaleh Jonny May 23, 2023

Jonny

A Jonny is a fat man

Person 1: Woah, that was an earthquake!

Person 2: No, Jonny just woke up.

by haverofcock June 8, 2023

Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.

by Bumty July 2, 2023

Jobby

A type of hobby where people have a job.

Dude, go get a jobby instead of sitting on your computer all day long.

by CN19M3P41C July 18, 2023

Johny

Johny is a cuck, he loves being next to other girls but never getting anything from them, he has never had sexual intercourse and he knows the feeling of not being loved by a girl. He is weak, mostly small and not too athletic, most gianlucas are good at League of Legends but bad at Destiny or FPS games. Gianlucas have always had a hard life and this will never change.

Bro someone just fucked the girlfriend of my homie
Wich homie?
Johny..
Well, what did you expect, hes a cuck.

by dictionary1919 July 24, 2023